When will you get married?

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What is the best answer to the question- when will you get married?

  • How about you? When will you get divorced?

    Votes: 1 1.8%
  • How about you? When will you die?

    Votes: 2 3.5%
  • It's none of your business

    Votes: 3 5.3%
  • Tomorrow but you are not invited

    Votes: 2 3.5%
  • In God's perfect time

    Votes: 30 52.6%
  • I will never get married

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • Is that a rhetorical question?

    Votes: 5 8.8%
  • Why don't you google the answer?

    Votes: 6 10.5%
  • When I am ready.

    Votes: 12 21.1%
  • Do I look like I care about getting married? Stop asking stupid questions.

    Votes: 5 8.8%

  • Total voters
    57

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#43
A "Magic 8" ball? Kim, that's so eeeeeeeeeeeeeevul!
I'm expecting to be stoned right out of the thread any minute.
I should probably have read the complete sentence first because I... laughed. Oh, dear.
Well I figure if you're going to sin, you might as well go all the way... :rolleyes:

(On serious note...No worries, T2. :D I've never touched the stuff and, God willing, never will. Not out of self-righteousness, but fear... because of what I've seen drugs do to other people.)
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#45
She lives on the wrong state for that kind of stoned
Technically... I suppose I live in a place where large quantities of rocks COULD fall on me at any time (on their own--not just thrown by other people :))... so... it's possible. :p
 

garet82

Senior Member
Jan 20, 2011
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#51
Wow i dont hv the answer :D
Let it go let it go :) lol
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#52
For some reason this thread reminds me of the rabbi and the priest who were good friends. The priest was always good-naturedly picking on the rabbi for not eating pork. "Man, when are you going to join us in the 21st century and eat some bacon?"

The rabbi replied, "On your wedding day."
 
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Ugly

Guest
#56
Well, she'll be arriving from Russia in two days, then a few days later we'll marry. And i got a discount, too, since this isn't her first time. Saving money is good, right?
 
Aug 2, 2009
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#59
:rolleyes: I know when...

[video=youtube;MUuNDb-nm5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuNDb-nm5M[/video]
 
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Ultimatum77

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#60
When cheetos fall from the sky and rain down on me in a downpour while I use the world's largest ziplock bag to catch them all and munch on them.......


on a serious note.....I used to think about it a lot back when I was younger now I'm like whatever...don't really care as much about it anymore...if it happens it happens if not....im still cool with myself yo! :cool: