When will you get married?

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What is the best answer to the question- when will you get married?

  • How about you? When will you get divorced?

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • How about you? When will you die?

    Votes: 2 3.5%

  • It's none of your business

    Votes: 3 5.3%

  • Tomorrow but you are not invited

    Votes: 2 3.5%

  • In God's perfect time

    Votes: 30 52.6%

  • I will never get married

    Votes: 4 7.0%

  • Is that a rhetorical question?

    Votes: 5 8.8%

  • Why don't you google the answer?

    Votes: 6 10.5%

  • When I am ready.

    Votes: 12 21.1%

  • Do I look like I care about getting married? Stop asking stupid questions.

    Votes: 5 8.8%
  • Total voters
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jennymae

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seoulsearch said:
This does pose an interesting question: did Adam originally have 26 ribs, and did God take that "extra" matched set to make Eve? Hmm.

I'll have to put that on my list of never-ending questions to ask when I get to heaven someday.
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Don't you rather think He'll stand tall tellin yah "Ain't you got more important things bogge-ling your mind, girl, I mean standin' at the Pearly Gates talkin' bout riii-ebs???" ;););)lolol I'm just messing with you, Kim:).
 
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Not many 90 year olds get married...
 
seoulsearch

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jennymae said:
Don't you rather think He'll stand tall tellin yah "Ain't you got more important things bogge-ling your mind, girl, I mean standin' at the Pearly Gates talkin' bout riii-ibs???" ;););)lolol I'm just messing with you, Kim:).
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Girl, if you could only see all the OTHER questions on my list.

I've written something like 500+ threads on CC alone (they're not all listed here because the system will only hold so many pages of your old writings) -- if I can ask that many questions on a forum in 7 years, just think of what I want to ask God over a lifetime! :D
 
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jennymae

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seoulsearch said:
Girl, if you could only see all the OTHER questions on my list.

I've written something like 500+ threads on CC alone (they're not all listed here because the system will only hold so many pages of your old writings) -- if I can ask that many questions on a forum in 7 years, just think of what I want to ask God over a lifetime! :D
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Lord have Mercy, He's gonna throw you in with the entire multitude of Jeopardy hosts;).
 
seoulsearch

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jennymae said:
Lord have Mercy, He's gonna throw you in with the entire multitude of Jeopardy hosts;).
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Aww... Jenny!!!

I don't believe in purgatory... but that might very well be it!!! :(

Please Lord, not Alex Trebek, please!!

I'll be good, honest!!!

Er... at least, I'll try.
 
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seoulsearch said:
This does pose an interesting question: did Adam originally have 26 ribs, and did God take that "extra" matched set to make Eve? Hmm.

I'll have to put that on my list of never-ending questions to ask when I get to heaven someday.
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Me too! Next to, "Remind me why you let mosquitoes onto the Ark."
 
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jennymae

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seoulsearch said:
Aww... Jenny!!!

I don't believe in purgatory... but that might very well be it!!! :(

Please Lord, not Alex Trebek, please!!

I'll be good, honest!!!

Er... at least, I'll try.
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That aint no Purgatory, it's Heaven for a person asking all kinds of questions lolol;).
 
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Maybe they just snuck in...
 
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jennymae

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Lenardzw said:
Me too! Next to, "Remind me why you let mosquitoes onto the Ark."
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Miss Skeeter sent her husband first, and he came across a nice and warm gentleman and had no tube like mouth parts, so Noah didn't suspect a thing lol.
 
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Don' t get the lady mosquitos mad now...
 
Oncefallen

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seoulsearch said:
This does pose an interesting question: did Adam originally have 26 ribs, and did God take that "extra" matched set to make Eve? Hmm.

I'll have to put that on my list of never-ending questions to ask when I get to heaven someday.
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This ranks right up with other deep theological subjects such as, "did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?".
 
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Tinkerbell725 said:
What is the best answer to this question?

When will you get married?
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It depends on 2 things really.. what God says about it, and if i actually want to spend the rest of my life with that person.
.. I prefer to take my time on a person to figure them out before getting that serious, wedding bells isn't my endgame motive when in relationships... its easy to chase someone away doing that, or getting locked down into something you regret...
so yea for me its just a matter of who she is rather than when.
 
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Oncefallen said:

This ranks right up with other deep theological subjects such as, "did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?".
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Adam - created from dirt (nup)
Eve - created from Adam's rib (nup)
Cain, Abel, and Seth - born from Eve's womb (yep)
 
Oncefallen

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Tintin said:
Adam - created from dirt (nup)
Eve - created from Adam's rib (nup)
Cain, Abel, and Seth - born from Eve's womb (yep)
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But there are those who would argue that since Adam and Eve were the created model for the physicality of all future humans that although they were not born (thus no umbilical cord) that God would have given them a belly button anyway.
 
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Oncefallen said:

But there are those who would argue that since Adam and Eve were the created model for the physicality of all future humans that although they were not born (thus no umbilical cord) that God would have given them a belly button anyway.
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I suppose that's possible, Once. We should nut it out. After all, God will test us on this when we come to live with Him. ;)
 
seoulsearch

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Oncefallen said:

This ranks right up with other deep theological subjects such as, "did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?".
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Along those lines... Did the trees in the Garden of Eden...

Have rings in their trunks, to show their "age"? :D

(I can't take credit for that one--one of my childhood pastors brought that up in grade school.)
 
maxwel

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Oncefallen said:

But there are those who would argue that since Adam and Eve were the created model for the physicality of all future humans that although they were not born (thus no umbilical cord) that God would have given them a belly button anyway.
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Of course they had belly buttons.

Without a belly button, you'd just look creepy.


Besides... where would you keep your lint?
 
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jennymae

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seoulsearch said:
Along those lines... Did the trees in the Garden of Eden...

Have rings in their trunks, to show their "age"? :D

(I can't take credit for that one--one of my childhood pastors brought that up in grade school.)
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Oh, well, that information must have been in the apocrypha "Man carrying a Chain Saw in the Garden of Eden"...for obvious reasons this was left out of the Biblical canon;).
 
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jennymae

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maxwel said:
Of course they had belly buttons.

Without a belly button, you'd just look creepy.


Besides... where would you keep your lint?
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Good golly, I thought you said "lent" and in my head I was thinking on the lents impact on belly buttons. After some thinking I realized this is a highly relevant question, and that lent potentially can be posing both a threat and a possibility to the rise and fall of a belly button.
 
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softball56

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I wish I was.....
 
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