The Canadian dating thread.

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
Fenner

Fenner

Senior Member
#1
Jan 26, 2013
7,507
111
0
#1
This is in response to Burly Carl's thread, Online dating, Eh, that our poor Canadian friends thought was for them.

This is my gift to you, you single Canadian men and women. Also as a peace offering for all of America's weirdo celebrities who keep saying, I'm moving to Canada, if Trump wins. Like you guys want them. Plus I love Canada, Toronto is one my favourite cities. See what I did there? I added a U to the the word favorite just for you Hosier's!!!

So here's to you Canadian singles. Write your best add. Tell your single Canadian counter parts how you like to drink a Labatts and break a leg on purpose just to use that free Canadian health care. I know you're out there, now give it your best!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
#2
May 23, 2009
14,943
4,585
113
#2
*Wondering if she can pass herself off as Canadian without anyone noticing... Eh?*
 
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#4
Jun 30, 2015
24,685
13,375
113
#4
Well since it was my comment that started this snowball, I guess I should participate. So...

Hi Gals! I'm a single Christian Canadian man. I'm tall, musical, active, and relatively drama-free. I make chocolate chip cookies. I don't drink Labatt's anything (I prefer real beer on the odd occasion that I drink it), but I do drink coffee. I don't live in an igloo, but I own both a parka and flip-flops, and have worn them at the same time. Hoonerisms may spappen. If you're interested, that is sufficient evidence that you're crazy. :)
 
Fenner

Fenner

Senior Member
#5
Jan 26, 2013
7,507
111
0
#5
Dino246 said:
Well since it was my comment that started this snowball, I guess I should participate. So...

Hi Gals! I'm a single Christian Canadian man. I'm tall, musical, active, and relatively drama-free. I make chocolate chip cookies. I don't drink Labatt's anything (I prefer real beer on the odd occasion that I drink it), but I do drink coffee. I don't live in an igloo, but I own both a parka and flip-flops, and have worn them at the same time. Hoonerisms may spappen. If you're interested, that is sufficient evidence that you're crazy. :)
Click to expand...
Well thank you for posting. Ladies Dino here is available, Parka and flip flops at the same time?! Come on, he's low maintenance and a cup of coffee will keep him happy. He also bakes and he's tall. If your a short gal like me having a tall man around is helpful. Oh and musical, can we say dedication?? Do you know the time and patience it takes to learn how to play an instrument?? Dino is dedicated, that's something every woman wants in a spouse.

Another bonus is no icy cold nights in an Igloos. Get moving ladies Dino won't be on the market long!!!
 
Last edited:
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#6
Jun 30, 2015
24,685
13,375
113
#6
Actually laughing out loud. Fenner my wing girl... ;) At least you said 'dedicated' and not 'committed'... there's a separate wing in a hospital somewhere with that term reserved...
 
Fenner

Fenner

Senior Member
#7
Jan 26, 2013
7,507
111
0
#7
I'm trying Dino, I also like the word dedicated better than committed.
 
N

NukePooch

Guest
#8
#8
Fenner said:
Ladies Dino here is available...Get moving ladies Dino won't be on the market long!!!
Click to expand...
That's right, Ladies, for a limited time, Dino is available at your local Buy-Here-Pay-Here lot. Step right up and have a look at that rich and sumptuous body finish! You simply can't get this quality anymore, classic is where it's at! This Dino's only been to church on Sundays, gently used, never abused! He won't leave you stranded and won't leak on your garage floor overnight.

Care to take a test drive? You can trust me!

Used-Cars-trailer-still.jpg
 
JosephsDreams

JosephsDreams

Senior Member
#10
Dec 31, 2015
4,313
467
83
#10
I'm only 40 miles from the Canadian border. And go to Montreal quite a bit.
Do I qualify as maybe Honorary something or another...?
Or actually any half way plausible inclusion someone can come up with to participate will do for me.
 
Y

Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#11
#11
I pretend I am Canadian every time I travel internationally, and in addition I have an extensive collection of Bryan Adams and Celine Dion music, so can I please be a member of the Canadian Dating Site? I'll say I'm from central Saskatchewan if that's alright.
 
1

1LonelyKnight

Guest
#13
#13
Are we discriminating against a carbon dating thread?
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
#14
May 23, 2009
14,943
4,585
113
#14
Dino246 said:
We're sorry, the 'test drive' option is presently unavailable. ;)
Click to expand...
Well crud.

Here I was going to ask Dino to make me a sandwich.

There's no better test drive than that!
 
Fenner

Fenner

Senior Member
#15
Jan 26, 2013
7,507
111
0
#15
I'm sorry gents, this dating service is strictly for our pal's in Canada. So unless you're a relative of Gordon Lightfoot or Anne Murray, I'm going to have to say no.
 
Y

Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#16
#16
Fenner said:
I'm sorry gents, this dating service is strictly for our pal's in Canada. So unless you're a relative of Gordon Lightfoot or Anne Murray, I'm going to have to say no.
Click to expand...

Well that's just fine! Be that way!

I was going to pick up a two-four and some pea-meal bacon and have a marathon of Corner Gas episodes for a first date, but NOOOOOOOO. Whatevs.

*grumble, mumble, grumble*
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#17
Aug 13, 2014
24,910
8,163
113
#17
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Well that's just fine! Be that way!

I was going to pick up a two-four and some pea-meal bacon and have a marathon of Corner Gas episodes for a first date, but NOOOOOOOO. Whatevs.

*grumble, mumble, grumble*
Click to expand...
I should be the one grumbling. I had to google every single reference in that.

I will provide a translation for people unfamiliar with Canadian pop culture:
"I was going to pick up a case of beer and some bacon-rolled-in-corn-meal-and-fried and have a marathon of episodes of a popular Canadian sitcomfor a first date, but NOOOOOOOO. Whatevs."
 
Sonflower

Sonflower

Senior Member
#18
Jan 30, 2016
850
147
43
#18
I'm laughing so hard right now, I can't handle it.

I dont know now what's funnier, the fact that this thread has been started AT ALL or the fact that Fenner called out all the short ladies for Dino or my hilarious fellow Americans bringing out the humor A game. You guys keep me laughing...and I love to laugh.
 
Last edited:
M

Mitspa

Guest
#19
#19
I'm sorry just had to see this train wreck
 
You must log in or register to reply here.