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Lenardzw

Lenardzw

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So what are some of the worst chat up lines you've heard or had the misfortune of having been tried out on you?

I remember some 20 years ago, my mate and I were on our lunch break and after our single game of pool we were walking to our favourite fast food place for our lunch. We met up with a guy we knew from our neighbourhood and as we were chatting this guy saw some lady and...well he like what he saw. So the guy calls out to her as she walks past, "Hey baby, how you doing?" She actually stopped to look at him. Encouraged by this he cleared his throat and spoke up,"So listen here babe.Its clear here. You dig me. I dig you. So let's dig a hole!"

My friend and I crumbled to the ground in laughter. I mean who says such a thing?
 
Demi777

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Guy: ,,did it hurt when you fell from heaven?''
me: ,,did you just really call me Satan?''
 
Lenardzw

Lenardzw

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Demi777 said:
Guy: ,,did it hurt when you fell from heaven?''
me: ,,did you just really call me Satan?''
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Hehehe... "Fall from heaven" Should have bought him a Bible.
 
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Ultimatum77

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Lol, we had a similar thread to this a few weeks ago but here are some of mine...

Are you tired?
B/c you been running through my mind....


Are you hot?
B/c I'm burning up.....

When you walked in
The room just became more beautiful....

I'm sorry I'm star struck....
it's just you outshine them all .....

Are you like an outlier on a line graph?
b/c you're off the charts
 
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Ultimatum77

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Is that a good looking woman I see
staring back at me?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I dunno. Sometimes a conversation starter might seem out of the blue because one doesn't know the context.




Seems a bit out-of-the-blue, yes? But put it in context and it all makes sense.

















See? Now it makes perfect sense! :cool:
 
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zeroturbulence

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I thought this was gonna be about the chat room being down.. :confused:
 
Lynx

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There is also this.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/interesting_life.png

It has one cuss word in it so I'll just leave the link here with the notice that there is profanity. I would usually copy the comic to my computer, photoshop the word out and repost it here (it's CC licensed, illegal copying is encouraged ;) ) but we can't post pics from our own computers anymore.
 
Born_Again

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Okay, so maybe I'm still lurking around a bit..... But I had to comment on the comic strip Lynx posted. I had one of those moments yesterday. I wont go into detail but after a brief encounter with a woman at the store I sat in my car thinking of multiple ways I could have indulged a conversation with her. Hind sight was 20/20..... Now, after reading that comic, I'm kicking myself in the butt even more. LOL

BA out!
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I used to hope that I'd meet a woman who could simply be direct and talk plainly. I never met her.

I heard a few cheesy openers over the years, and those were more funny than anything. The type of opener I used to really dislike were the deceptive ones like"

Her: "So, did you leave the little lady at home this evening?" - Saying this in the hope that I'll answer "there is no little lady", thereby giving her an opportunity to get a foot in the door. Deceptive. Cowardly. No thanks. Go fish sweetheart.
 
Pipp

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Yeah... I've gotten the old "now I don't want to make your boyfriend mad by talking to you....." once or twice.
 
PopClick

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"You really know your way around a produce section."
 
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renewed_hope

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I used to hope that I'd meet a woman who could simply be direct and talk plainly. I never met her.
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Amen to that. I have a guy at work that it's apparent his coworkers in his department want us to get together, figures right? Well, I was out of town and my dad wants me to get married so bad as we walked by a bridal boutique and he told me to tell him the date and time of the wedding and he better show up. I'm like gee, thanks dad....talk about being direct lol

FYI I would never do that haha
 
Lynx

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PopClick said:
"You really know your way around a produce section."
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Hmm... hard to tell if that was a compliment or a diss. Did the person like fruits and vegetables or dislike them?
 
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Ultimatum77

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Lynx said:
Hmm... hard to tell if that was a compliment or a diss. Did the person like fruits and vegetables or dislike them?
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yea I didn't quite get that lol....maybe b/c it's coded woman humor? lol? It went over my head lol.....
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Lynx said:
Hmm... hard to tell if that was a compliment or a diss. Did the person like fruits and vegetables or dislike them?
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Ultimatum77 said:
yea I didn't quite get that lol....maybe b/c it's coded woman humor? lol? It went over my head lol.....
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Haha, we were in the produce section. He was just trying to start a conversation. :p
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Yeah, I got that. I just can't tell if he was complimenting you or putting you down. Since he was also in the produce section I'm going to assume he liked fruits/veggies and it was a compliment.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Lol it was supposed to be a compliment. :p
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Pipp said:
Yeah... I've gotten the old "now I don't want to make your boyfriend mad by talking to you....." once or twice.
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Wow. So I'm not the only one who's gotten this kind of stuff...

The opposite end of the spectrum looks just as bad in my opinion. A woman can be entirely too forward, and that is as big a "you shall not pass" as the other. I used to joke that as bad as people are with meeting and talking to each other, it's a wonder the human population ever got so large.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Wow. So I'm not the only one who's gotten this kind of stuff...

The opposite end of the spectrum looks just as bad in my opinion. A woman can be entirely too forward, and that is as big a "you shall not pass" as the other. I used to joke that as bad as people are with meeting and talking to each other, it's a wonder the human population ever got so large.
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"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
 
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