Things you'll probably never hear people say.. (just for fun) :P

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I thought it would be fun to make a thread about things you'll probably never hear people say.. :rolleyes:


For example...

Does Starbucks sell starbucks coffee?

I love it when I'm leaving the store and people ask me for money.

I'll hurry up so you can park in my spot.

(After bumping your car) - Don't worry, I'm rich. I'll buy you a whole new car.
 
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Off123123123

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At McDonalds "Our ice cream machine isn't broken."
 
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Young women : I love fixing computers esp reading technology books wow that makes jump out of bed every morning
 

Off123123123

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I don't believe in conspiracy theories. 99% of ChristianChat.com
 

AsifinPassing

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"I am perfectly content with nothing. In fact, I try to give away whatever I have as soon as I can. Would you like anything?"
 

Demi777

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'' I agree with every statement in the Bible Discussion Forum. "
 

notmyown

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you're right, mom :rolleyes:
 
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LOL^ "when i want to be calm I go to the bdf great relaxant"
 
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today my mum /mommy was in a negative mood and then she's like' you have been staying up late'
Me: not really 2 hard thought a bout minutes later 'sometimes i do" i said angrily
 

Demi777

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Naw my mo doesnt get on me for stayng up late.. just '' Demelza! Who ate my Ice cream!'' and I say ''I dunno must have been the cats''

today my mum /mommy was in a negative mood and then she's like' you have been staying up late'
Me: not really 2 hard thought a bout minutes later 'sometimes i do" i said angrily
 
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Chocholate doesnt make you fat its all baloney it just makes you think youre fat
 

Demi777

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'' the mirror lied to you.. you lost the 20 pounds, u didnt gain them. keep it up''
 
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Naw my mo doesnt get on me for stayng up late.. just '' Demelza! Who ate my Ice cream!'' and I say ''I dunno must have been the cats''
LOL my mo mu- your typo if yours is mo then my mu was right cause today I slept for 3 hours NEVER AGAIN
yikes!
 

Demi777

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better my mo than my moo... LOL
naw I usually get to sleep pretty quick lol

LOL my mo mu- your typo if yours is mo then my mu was right cause today I slept for 3 hours NEVER AGAIN
yikes!
 
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'' the mirror lied to you.. you lost the 20 pounds, u didnt gain them. keep it up''
its all in the type of mirror and scales for weight loss some mirrors are correct some arent shop at Walmart