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    I just wanna be me.

    Thats all. Lol
    ~cheers~

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    Reading this thread, I am quite surprised no one has mentioned the practical to you. There are Asian women looking for American men to marry. Why, there are even websites devoted to making matches. Since you did not mention love as a necessity, perhaps a mail order bride is the route for you.
    Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this very thing, that He which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    Reading this thread, I am quite surprised no one has mentioned the practical to you. There are Asian women looking for American men to marry. Why, there are even websites devoted to making matches. Since you did not mention love as a necessity, perhaps a mail order bride is the route for you.
    I have a distant cousin...ain't gonna tell nobody where he lives...lol...he's mighty distant, for the record, and he, literally believed in mail order brides, don't think he does now. Needless to say, he is still a bachelor lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jennymae View Post
    I have a distant cousin...ain't gonna tell nobody where he lives...lol...he's mighty distant, for the record, and he, literally believed in mail order brides, don't think he does now. Needless to say, he is still a bachelor lol.
    I think they are e-mail order brides, now.
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    Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this very thing, that He which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ"

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    I wish I could turn back time and have a do. Over for the last 22 years if I knew then what I know now it would be so different
    Let He Who lives without sin cast the first stone.

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    Maybe someone needs to make an "A Woman Desires a Man" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmilyNats View Post
    Maybe someone needs to make an "A Woman Desires a Man" thread.
    Good idea... Minus the mail-order part (Galatea... You made me laugh so hard!). Not even sure there is such thing as mail-order husbands... Hmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GODisLOVE7 View Post
    Good idea... Minus the mail-order part (Galatea... You made me laugh so hard!). Not even sure there is such thing as mail-order husbands... Hmmm.
    He must not dress in such a manner as to cause other women to think him handsome and attractive, yet he must not look like a slob, and be well dressed for me. Under his burkha, I require a suit and tie.
    Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this very thing, that He which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ"

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    I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

    Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

    Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
    Now I am disturbed and will have to post in the nightmare thread tomorrow.
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    tips hat

    missionaccomplished.jpg


    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    Now I am disturbed and will have to post in the nightmare thread tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

    Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
    Speedos... do we allow men who wear speedos in The Gun Thread? Somehow speedos and guns don't seem like they should mix...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    How can you tip your hat when it is not part of your costume de riguer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    How can you tip your hat when it is not part of your costume de riguer?
    That's probably a question best left unanswered.

    I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...
    Catfish are for frying, not for flirting. Who is the person you're really talking to?

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    Not me.
    I AM the imaginary friend.

    I exist only inside your head.






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    I was going to post something witty, but I cannot beat this. You've won the internet today.

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    That's probably a question best left unanswered.

    I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Don't google that. Whatever you do.

    If you value whatever innocence you have left. :P

    Quote Originally Posted by EmilyNats View Post
    Speedos... do we allow men who wear speedos in The Gun Thread? Somehow speedos and guns don't seem like they should mix...
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    *Loads gun.

    *Gulps beer.

    *Activates chainsaw.

    *Throws javelin.

    *Punches Communist.

    *Grows beard.



    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    *Shaves beard.

    *Kills animal.

    *Eats animal.


    I'll get me a real woman.

    *Burp
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    I only just realized this is the same thread I posted my Don Quixote-themed poem...and my wardrobe joke...
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    I only just realized this is the same thread I posted my Don Quixote-themed poem...and my wardrobe joke...
    The significance being? Is it because Don Quixote wore a chamber pot as a helmet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    Don't google that. Whatever you do.

    If you value whatever innocence you have left. :P
    Considering you were a teenager less than a decade ago, I would have thought you would know better than to tell one not to do something.

    Fortunately, I am a devout opponent of the speedo.
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