A Man desires a Woman

[Desdichado]

The thought crossed my mind after I posted it.

I still work that way. It's my boyish curiosity. I'll have it until I'm in the grave. Probably laid there because of it.

Considering you were a teenager less than a decade ago, I would have thought you would know better than to tell one not to do something.

Fortunately, I am a devout opponent of the speedo.

 

[Desdichado]

I leave the perceived significance up to you.

The significance being? Is it because Don Quixote wore a chamber pot as a helmet?

 

[jennymae]

That's probably a question best left unanswered.

I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...

Now, young lady...lol.

 

[JesusLives]

The woman will desire to please her husband---- he will Lord it over her...

Ya made me laugh....

 

[Galatea]

I leave the perceived significance up to you.

But of course.

 

[JesusLives]

I have a compomise. Now hear me out.


.......how about a woman...... who wears nothing?

That would be one showering....getting clean...

 

[JesusLives]

TheLastNight: I have to disagree with almost everything you said in that first post.

- I know a lot of girls who still look and act like girls.
- Who said men want a woman who will raise a family? I don't want kids.
- Women are not just there for men to take care of, they are there to take care of men too. It's a two way street.
- What's wrong with a woman driving a large truck?
- Where are you meeting all these western women who are so crude? Sure I know a few like you describe, but (thank the Lord) they are NOT the majority.

Are you sure you don't want to meet my daughter as she does not want children either... and she is 36.... dark hair and dark eyes. Put flame thrower away....lol

Blond is still trying....something for you to think about....

 

[Desdichado]

Of course...

But of course.

 

[Galatea]

Of course...

Sounds like a Grey Poupon commercial.

 

[JesusLives]

I think they are e-mail order brides, now.

Next they will come up with Ebay order brides.....lol

 

[JesusLives]

Next they will come up with Ebay order brides.....lol

Wonder if any brides are willing to be sold.....on Ebay.....????

 

[jennymae]

Wonder if any brides are willing to be sold.....on Ebay.....????

Don't know. What I'm sure of, though, is that somebody will be advertising...

 

[Galatea]

Wonder if any brides are willing to be sold.....on Ebay.....????

If it comes down to that, it most definitely would be better to remain single! Can you imagine the repercussions? "Woman, make me a sandwhich. I had to outbid two other guys for you." That would be insufferable.

 

[seoulsearch]

Wonder if any brides are willing to be sold.....on Ebay.....????

I'm sorry, but NO man owns that many chickens.

(To pay off MY dowry, at least.)

However, my family might settle for a flock of ferrets instead.

I have a nephew whom I'm pretty sure would gladly make the trade.

 

[Desdichado]

Sounds utopian.

If it comes down to that, it most definitely would be better to remain single! Can you imagine the repercussions? "Woman, make me a sandwhich. I had to outbid two other guys for you." That would be insufferable.

 

[Galatea]

Sounds utopian.

Only if she can turn it around. Any time he blames her for something, she could say "Well, YOU were the one that outbid the two other schmucks and gave up all those ferrets." Then it would be utopian.

 

[jennymae]

If it comes down to that, it most definitely would be better to remain single! Can you imagine the repercussions? "Woman, make me a sandwhich. I had to outbid two other guys for you." That would be insufferable.

But will there be any money left to buy the ingredients?.

 

[Desdichado]

How much money does he have?

But will there be any money left to buy the ingredients?.

 

[Desdichado]

This could almost be a game show.

Only if she can turn it around. Any time he blames her for something, she could say "Well, YOU were the one that outbid the two other schmucks and gave up all those ferrets." Then it would be utopian.

 

[Desdichado]

If it's bad for society, it's probably good for tv.