How to increase your attractiveness to women

[mailmandan]

More cats.

 

[Roh_Chris]

Vegetarians can eat peanut butter! Make sure to pack lots with you.

What does peanut butter have to do with a bear's fight to survive?

Someone say more cats?

Nope. Nobody said a word about cats. In fact, they were talking about having a cat barbecue.

Begone, Lynx!

 

[ServantStrike]

Well, if a man is referred as a bear due to his abundance of hair, then one can assume bear-like man also looks like a Viking. Chicks dig Vikings. And pirates.


Or maybe I'm just throwing out general assumptions based on my own warped view on what is or isn't 'attractive'.

Why do I suddenly get this feeling like I should just be quiet at this point?

I feel like eating peanut butter.

It is....

peanut butter jelly time

The 'other woman' is the bonfire, that is hilarious. Yes, that would not be very nice of him to enjoy a bonfire without me there. I just love the smell of wilderness and everything that goes with it because it is a natural scent.

So what we're hearing is that chicks also dig fire?

Maybe they're more fun than guys then. I tried like a year ago to get a bunch of buddies from high school together to go on a camping trip... only half of us were down for it and it fell apart.

I was like guys... we can go hike into the middle of nowwhere and sit around a fire doing mildly stupid things. What's not/i] to like.


They were all worried about things like cell phone reception and lost gaming time. Pshaw.

 

[cmarieh]

It is....

peanut butter jelly time




So what we're hearing is that chicks also dig fire?

Maybe they're more fun than guys then. I tried like a year ago to get a bunch of buddies from high school together to go on a camping trip... only half of us were down for it and it fell apart.

I was like guys... we can go hike into the middle of nowwhere and sit around a fire doing mildly stupid things. What's not/i] to like.


They were all worried about things like cell phone reception and lost gaming time. Pshaw.

Seriously! The best part of camping and hiking is being in the middle of nowhere and no technology, except for a watch. I just find that totally bizarre and am speechless.

 

[zeroturbulence]

I forgot one more thing... and this one's huge...

Point #11) Learn to dance!

 

[Breeze7]

Get a few more credit cards.

 

[kodiak]

Seriously! The best part of camping and hiking is being in the middle of nowhere and no technology, except for a watch. I just find that totally bizarre and am speechless.

I always thought the best part was cooking popcorn over the campfire....

I forgot one more thing... and this one's huge...

Point #11) Learn to dance!

does your hair have to look like his too? Or is the crazy dancing enough?

 

[mailmandan]

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. ​

 

[p_rehbein]

mailmandan sez:

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

and don't forget to get her a pack of ":B " batteries........

 

[SparkleEyes]

You guys should read this book, "Cory's Guide: How to Find Your Mate The Lord's Way" but it is out of print. It was limited run oh.. 15 years ago.

What I can say is that you need to go out of you house and get off of your darn lazy chair that you sit in watching stupid TV or playing Halo3 games.. GO out and have fun.. you never know. I have a great great Biblical romantic story for you to read tonight. Read Genesis chapter 24. Entire chapter! You will find it is awesome story and you will know what to do.

If you need help understanding that story. It means really seriously go out there and find her. PRAY and ASK for CLUES!! That was important subject. But first, you need to FAST by not thinking about women at ALL. Don't think, don't look don't this or that with the women at all. NOTHING but do help them when they need your help! For me, I did pray, started fast, then pray for clues, then got the clues. Still waiting for her after 30 years this past January.

there is another book out now that has the same premise. It is called How to Get a Date Worth Keeping by a well respected Christian psychologist, Henry Cloud. It is all about not waiting around for the right person (if you expect God to LITERALLY bring him to you, then you need to leave your comfort zone, talk to people you wouldn't ordinarily talk to, go places you wouldnt ordinarily go to (we're not talking bars). He also talks about how to screen for the right person, how to do your best to figure out if this person is the right person for you, how to deal with and manage problems -- because NO ONE is perfect! This guy really knows his stuff.

 

[Jay_too]

Any man can increase their attractiveness to women by staying 100% pure. Women don't like men who have fooled around.

 

[mailmandan]

Forget all about that macho "STUFF" and learn how to play a guitar.

 

[Miri]

Um lets see, someone who has one of these:-



and one of these



Someone who buys lots of these




and someone who can do this




Not much to ask for really

 

[Fenner]

Yes on the ironing.

 

[Tintin]

I have no problem doing the ironing. I have many problems doing the creepy stalker stare whilst ironing though. I need to concentrate on what I'm doing.

 

[Roh_Chris]

I have no problem doing the ironing. I have many problems doing the creepy stalker stare whilst ironing though. I need to concentrate on what I'm doing.

Same here. I make it a point to press all my clothes. And to polish my shoes. I think it is part of "being a bear".

But I wonder why am I single?

 

[Miri]

I have no problem doing the ironing. I have many problems doing the creepy stalker stare whilst ironing though. I need to concentrate on what I'm doing.

Yes he looks as if he is about to burn his fingers off!

 

[Descyple]

I increase my attractivenesss to women by............................. did you actually think I would reveal my secrets???

However, you can learn how I attract women by attending my next seminar entitled "Man-A-Cure" which will help you to cure yourself of all those things that women find unattractive about men (and you'll leave the seminar with nice-looking nails too!!!).

To sign up for my seminar just email me at the following address - [email protected]

 

[Roh_Chris]

I increase my attractivenesss to women by............................. did you actually think I would reveal my secrets???

However, you can learn how I attract women by attending my next seminar entitled "Man-A-Cure" which will help you to cure yourself of all those things that women find unattractive about men (and you'll leave the seminar with nice-looking nails too!!!).

To sign up for my seminar just email me at the following address - [email protected]

*Roh looks at his long, unkempt claws*

I think I will sign up for this program if it makes my claws look neat.

 

[MollyConnor]

Wear a bow tie!