"The fastest way to a man's heart"

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This reminds me of something that happened to me this weekend. I was working at my son's swim meet. I had to fry a lot of bacon for the coaches and officials. I came in to watch a race and sat next to a dad watching the swimming. He leaned in a little close...I said, I smell like bacon don't I? He said...yes...you're making me hungry. Not sure if it would be the way to every man's heart but it might not hurt to make a perfume "la bacon"
*** could find a husband--- watch your neck for bites...
 

Lynx

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I think the quickest way to a man's heart is through the chest, probably with a knife.

It's not preferable but it's the quickest way.

;)
Quote from a video game I once played:
"Sorry milady, but my heart belongs to another."
"If I want your heart I'll use a scalpel. Get out of my way."


Although if you use that way, I think the nice guys in the cars with the flashing lights on top get all excited and upset about it...
 
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I remember hearing on like old-timey tv shows and movies as a kid that "cooking is the fastest way to a man's heart", or something like that. I like to think about that sometimes, like is that true? Does that apply to everyone?

I was thinking that it would be cool to hear others opinions on this, either for themselves or their experiences in relationships with others.

I dont personally believe that cooking would be a good way to my heart, but I guess it couldnt hurt : p I will say, it would be cool to meet someone who actually enjoyed the same kind of foods that I did. Like, no one in my life likes the kind of foods that I do. Like one thing I really want to do is go out for Mexican food. But no one I know is willing to do it. The closest I can get anyone to do is to get microwave burritos, which isnt fun : (
It would be cool to be with someone who actually enjoys the kind of stuff you do : p

As for the fastest way to my heart or whatever, I dont really know : p Im gonna think about that one...
Id like to hear what others think though.
I think it's just a stereotype, I'm 22, and I'd say for me the fastest way to my heart is if a woman does little things that shows that she cares. I don't know if all men are like this, but this is how I am.
 

Yeraza_Bats

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I never met a guy that cared at all if a woman can cook. I think most the guys here dont care either, they are just joking around.
I mean, its not like I wouldnt care, like I think it would be cool if I were with a woman who was good with cooking and proud of it, and I definitely see why having someone who loved you enough that they were excited to cook for you and have you try their food would be a nice thing : p

I mean, its certainly not going to be something that will make me fall in love with someone, as theres more to a person than that, but its a nice thought : p
 
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I think the quickest way to a man's heart is through the chest, probably with a knife.

It's not preferable but it's the quickest way.

;)
Don't think the question was about how to break(or butcher) his heart. :p
 
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The way to my heart was her being*...

Christian
Charismatic
Conservative
Chaste

She's not an expert cook, but she's better 'n me!

Oh, and she likes baseball! I saw her knocking balls around in a batter's cage and...OHHH YEAH!!

* - I have held myself to the same standards.

 

rachelsedge

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I consider myself to be a fairly good cook/baker, but I hate doing the dishes. I'll cook for anyone who wants to clean up the dishes after for me. :) That would be the way to my heart. Ha!
 
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I consider myself to be a fairly good cook/baker, but I hate doing the dishes. I'll cook for anyone who wants to clean up the dishes after for me. :) That would be the way to my heart. Ha!
It's called a dishwasher...and I don't mean the guy. :p

Side note: I actually don't use my dishwasher to wash...I wash manually & let them air-dry in it.
 
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I believe there is a man out there who will answer "someone who will knit me a sweater"

 

Pipp

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I could be wrong seeing as I've not journeyed to a lot of men's heart, but I think just being real is a good start. Not a lot of put on... just real.

Also my caramel maple bacon cupcakes have earned me a few points here or there ;)
 

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I could be wrong seeing as I've not journeyed to a lot of men's heart, but I think just being real is a good start. Not a lot of put on... just real.

Also my caramel maple bacon cupcakes have earned me a few points here or there ;)
*** sounds like a bacontastic recipe to me...
 

88

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I consider myself to be a fairly good cook/baker, but I hate doing the dishes. I'll cook for anyone who wants to clean up the dishes after for me. :) That would be the way to my heart. Ha!
**** put an add in the newspaper--- you'll get some hungry, happy dishwashers...