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    Quote Originally Posted by Test_F_i_2_Luv View Post
    It's called a dishwasher...and I don't mean the guy.

    Side note: I actually don't use my dishwasher to wash...I wash manually & let them air-dry in it.
    Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

    Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

    Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

    Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
    A friend of mine has one, they just rinse off their dishes and it works.
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    A bottle of Dawn and a scouring pad and I can wash the same dishes in a third of the time.
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    i must admit. when we weren't dating yet, i was nervous letting him know i didn't know how to cook. i thought it was going to make him turn away from me. when i finally said it, in my mind, i was like, "craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. there goes my chances with him."

    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JosephsDreams View Post
    Somebody around here has a sharp sense of humor.
    Somebody gets the point :b
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    no matter how bad a day has been bacon has always lifted my spirits especially if there is a big plate of it and it's cooked right not rubbery but also not to crispy.
    However if the girlfriend or wife makes the bacon then in my house or at least when steph and I one day get the house the men clean up afterwards so whoever comes over for bacon be warned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    no matter how bad a day has been bacon has always lifted my spirits especially if there is a big plate of it and it's cooked right not rubbery but also not to crispy.
    However if the girlfriend or wife makes the bacon then in my house or at least when steph and I one day get the house the men clean up afterwards so whoever comes over for bacon be warned
    I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtsieSteph View Post
    I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD
    that's me 24/7 bacon and breakfast sausage eggs and fried potatoes toast and pancakes galore with cold milk orange juice and coffee from starbucks

    absolute heaven
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    that's me 24/7 bacon and breakfast sausage eggs and fried potatoes toast and pancakes galore with cold milk orange juice and coffee from starbucks

    absolute heaven
    Dude whenever you come over here again we gotta go back to Butterfields, it's a breakfast place that is suuuuuper good
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtsieSteph View Post
    Dude whenever you come over here again we gotta go back to Butterfields, it's a breakfast place that is suuuuuper good
    I actually have been considering playing the lottery to be able to have money to come and be with you ♥
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    My life's testimony seems to have helped many people so I am going to put it here http://christianchat.com/testimonies...-new-post.html

    When the hearts of God and a child of his make that special intimate connection a wondrous power is born and a flame ignites that can never be put out

    Jesus knew more than anyone of us-Love hurts

    The strongest among you may not wear a crown

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    Fastest way to a mans heart. Hum now let me see.
    Buy him all of these and take a keen interest in how to use them.

    Come on guys admit it, have I got this right or wot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    Fastest way to a mans heart. Hum now let me see.
    Buy him all of these and take a keen interest in how to use them.

    Come on guys admit it, have I got this right or wot!


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    Actually, no LOL I dont have any pets. I have a set of clubs I've never used. I only own 1 power tool. I canceled my gym membership because I didnt use it. And I only have a PS2 and it works just fine for me. LOL So, no Miri, you dont have it right LOL :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    I actually have been considering playing the lottery to be able to have money to come and be with you ♥
    awww

    Well that's up to you babe. Sometimes with those things you often lose more than you make, hence why I never gamble lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Born_Again View Post
    Actually, no LOL I dont have any pets. I have a set of clubs I've never used. I only own 1 power tool. I canceled my gym membership because I didnt use it. And I only have a PS2 and it works just fine for me. LOL So, no Miri, you dont have it right LOL :P

    Yeah but you proved my point that you have tried all of these at some point. (Except the big
    dog - most men like big dogs it makes them feel macho!)
    Imagine how wonderful it would be if a girl got you all of these when you didn't have
    them. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    Yeah but you proved my point that you have tried all of these at some point. (Except the big
    dog - most men like big dogs it makes them feel macho!)
    Imagine how wonderful it would be if a girl got you all of these when you didn't have
    them. Lol
    No, thats my point. I dont need these things, Miri. LOL Plus, gifts arent the way to my heart. lol The one power tool I have, I bought out of necessity. My ex wife bought me the clubs. My work gave me the gym membership. And the PS2 was something my dad bought when I was a teenager and he gave it to me when I moved out because he doesnt use it. LOL

    I had a big dog, but I bought her as a pup for the ex wife. When she moved out, I demanded she take the stupid dog with or I was taking it to the humane society. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtsieSteph View Post
    I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD
    I actually made bacon and eggs tonight for dinner. And homemade hash browns (well, "country potatoes" because I just cube it) and I cooked them in the leftover bacon grease because that's really the only way to do it.

    Breakfast for dinner is the BEST.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachelsedge View Post
    I actually made bacon and eggs tonight for dinner. And homemade hash browns (well, "country potatoes" because I just cube it) and I cooked them in the leftover bacon grease because that's really the only way to do it.

    Breakfast for dinner is the BEST.
    no fair..... my dinner is chicken nuggets from mc donalds
    My life's testimony seems to have helped many people so I am going to put it here http://christianchat.com/testimonies...-new-post.html

    When the hearts of God and a child of his make that special intimate connection a wondrous power is born and a flame ignites that can never be put out

    Jesus knew more than anyone of us-Love hurts

    The strongest among you may not wear a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

    Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
    When mine was newer it did a decent job.

    At this point in the machine's life, though, I agree whits ya.
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    I've never met a woman who could cook anywhere near as good as I can, so food is not the way to win me over.
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