Men are logical visual creatures. Women are emotional robots. : P

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I realize women are complicated beings. Men are easy. If they like you, and your a woman all you have to do is point at them. Then proceed to tell them you like them. Lets go out to dinner. You can fill my belly, and if you act like a good little man we can be together. If your a bad little man, then I just wont answer your calls anymore. If you don't believe me try it it works,


On the other hand women are like robotic creatures from Venus. You have to press all the correct buttons or they will toss you to the side. Do or say the wrong thing, they will eject you like a broken vhs tape. They will reject you like your a bad shady car salesman trying to sell them a junk car. You may think your car is reliable and sturdy transportation, but they don't like it because the window tint is not quite as dark as they want it to be.

Ill give an example. In the other thread I said I gave a woman my number. A woman told me I did the wrong thing and that would not resonate well with her. Maybe not all women are like that but many are apparently. Me in my God given male logical mind thought that who cares who calls who. As long as we go out on a date. Apparently by giving her my number instead, I was pressing the wrong button on her robotic woman mind and she decided to eject me like a broken vhs tape.

So. Ladies. I'm asking you to help us guys out. How would you prefer to be approached. What are the correct buttons to press to control u like robots and get the desired results from the woman we want to talk to. ill wait. This is a funny thread. Or maybe not. I'm joking a little bit. But on a serious note. How do you ladies prefer a man to approach you.
 

Tinkerbell725

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You are right about women being emotional but we have logical sides too. Anything can work except being a jerk. Be a gentleman and be sincere I guess because women don't like it if men play with their emotions.
 

thisgirl

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You are not ready for a relationship. Pray about this and talk to the strongest females you know. You need to lose this mindset before it will ever work out. God bless.
 

Dan58

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I've never given a woman my number.. Its too presumptuous.. If they're interested, they'll give you their number, and if they aren't interested, they'll give you a fake number. :)
 
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You are not ready for a relationship. Pray about this and talk to the strongest females you know. You need to lose this mindset before it will ever work out. God bless.
Like I said.
 

Demi777

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Start by treating them with respect. Not calling them chicks etc. as u habe been doing. You are nowhere even close to ready for meeting a woman.
We want to be respected and appreciated. We dont like being seen as meat or a game. We know we are individuals who have a price so we dont throw ourselves away to people tho wont give us what we need.
Playing emotional games and being fake is a nogo.
 

Lynx

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Oh goody goody, another "I'm hurt by rejection so I'm taking it out on a whole gender group" thread!

*Lynx settles down in his recliner with a bowl of popcorn to watch the show.
 
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I've bypassed all this fake stuff. I'm myself. If a woman doesn't like that then she doesn't like me. All of this 'what do men/women' like stuff is so people can figure out how to take their way into someone's radar. But once the real you comes out, relationship over. Be yourself from the start.
 
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It all depends on the kind of girl you are looking to meet. If you want a worldly woman who ignores the spiritual and focuses on the flesh or animal side of humanity then look to the animals for ques. The male finds ways to display his alpha male qualities and exemplify speed, strength, brains and wealth, all good properties to demonstrate a male with good genetics suitable for copulation. In this scenario the males put on the show and then the women choose the suitable mates. They pick the males who will strengthen the species. Natural selection. If you wish to be selected then you have to dominate other males in skill and appearance. You can do this by either improving these attributes....or frequenting places with less competition.

If you are less carnally minded, and you seek a mate less carnally minded, then wait it out. Find someone who cares for others and is kind. Make sure it's not narcissist. Then make her feel special. Show her that you care about her and that her value extends beyond her physical appearance. Everyone healthy minded likes people who make them feel good about themselves. Check for compatibility and pursue. It would not hurt to display alpha male qualities to her but only her. Example, if you have a six pack, wait until you are at the beach not walking down the street to go shirtless. They want to see that your interest is in them, not everybody and they just happen to be current flavour of the month, or who you are settling for.

Just worry about these for now. Every person can be analyzed based on parents, affluence, intelligence, looks, experience and so on. Learn to walk, before you run. Just have more of an interest than how well she can feed your offspring.
 

WineRose

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*Grabs a large soda and puts on 3D glasses*

Wow! A sexist thread! This should be fun...
 
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kaylagrl

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I realize women are complicated beings. Men are easy. If they like you, and your a woman all you have to do is point at them. Then proceed to tell them you like them. Lets go out to dinner. You can fill my belly, and if you act like a good little man we can be together. If your a bad little man, then I just wont answer your calls anymore. If you don't believe me try it it works,


On the other hand women are like robotic creatures from Venus. You have to press all the correct buttons or they will toss you to the side. Do or say the wrong thing, they will eject you like a broken vhs tape. They will reject you like your a bad shady car salesman trying to sell them a junk car. You may think your car is reliable and sturdy transportation, but they don't like it because the window tint is not quite as dark as they want it to be.

Ill give an example. In the other thread I said I gave a woman my number. A woman told me I did the wrong thing and that would not resonate well with her. Maybe not all women are like that but many are apparently. Me in my God given male logical mind thought that who cares who calls who. As long as we go out on a date. Apparently by giving her my number instead, I was pressing the wrong button on her robotic woman mind and she decided to eject me like a broken vhs tape.

So. Ladies. I'm asking you to help us guys out. How would you prefer to be approached. What are the correct buttons to press to control u like robots and get the desired results from the woman we want to talk to. ill wait. This is a funny thread. Or maybe not. I'm joking a little bit. But on a serious note. How do you ladies prefer a man to approach you.

No woman can give you advice that will work in every situation because women are not,in fact,robots. You need to find the right person for you. I personally wouldn't be offended if you gave me your number but thats me. My husband and I met online and talked until we felt comfortable to meet in public.Most people wouldn't do that but it worked for us. My family didn't agree with it when they found out,it took a long time for some of them to accept him. But he was right for me. So hang in there and dont let one person stop you.I dated a guy that was a total jerk before meeting my husband. He told me on a scale from 1 to 10 I was a 4 as a girlfriend. My husband thinks Im the most wonderful woman he's ever met and tells me so, often. So if I tarred all the men with the same brush I wouldn't have gotten to know my husband which I happen to think is the most wonderful man Ive ever met. :) The next person you meet may well end up being your spouse.
 

NotmebutHim

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My advice to you would be to, if you haven't done so already, get with some other guys and talk frankly with them about your situation. Men talk about certain things in certain ways, and that is probably what you need. I wouldn't advise trying to ask women whom you don't know how you should approach them while you are still "raw". Keep in mind that I'm not suggesting your feelings are invalid, or that you have no right to them. I would just say go and find some good Christian (not "Churchian") men to talk to. That's what you really need right now.

$0.02
 

Lynx

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*Grabs a large soda and puts on 3D glasses*

Wow! A sexist thread! This should be fun...
No no NO, those are MY 3D glasses! Give them back!


I know, I know... you women are more emotional so you need the glasses to better enjoy the show...

No, wait, it's because you'll get emotional if you DON'T get the glasses, so I'd better...

Oh forget it.

*Lynx sits and sulks with no 3D glasses.





You girls really cash in on that emotion junk. :p
 
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I meet a man just recently. We exchange numbers. I started texting him nice messages. He never initiated texting me anymore. I might have scared him. What did I do?
 
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I tell a few jokes and people say I'm not ready for a relatiosnship and accuse me of bashing the opposite gender. Then I get long spiritual posts that I don't intend to read, I'm just going to stay out of the singles forum. Forever.
 
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I meet a man just recently. We exchange numbers. I started texting him nice messages. He never initiated texting me anymore. I might have scared him. What did I do?
Sounds like maybe he met another female. I do not know. I am no dating expert I am sorry.
 
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I am sorry for offending you. Sometimes, I am just so friendly that I make jokes easily and I offend a total stranger. I am sorry, again. I am trying to make a joke on you by confusing the answers that you can get from girls/ladies/women. I will be careful next time. I keep forgetting that most, if not all, people here are respectable.
 

NotmebutHim

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I tell a few jokes and people say I'm not ready for a relatiosnship and accuse me of bashing the opposite gender. Then I get long spiritual posts that I don't intend to read, I'm just going to stay out of the singles forum. Forever.
Can't say whether this is true about you, but many people use comedy as a coping mechanism. I know I've done my share. So please don't be discouraged.

Now I'm going to join Lynx with the 3-D glasses......:D
 
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kaylagrl

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I tell a few jokes and people say I'm not ready for a relatiosnship and accuse me of bashing the opposite gender. Then I get long spiritual posts that I don't intend to read, I'm just going to stay out of the singles forum. Forever.

Apparently my post wasn't worth reading...