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    Default Hate single life.

    It is time to changes single life to married life message me as let chat .

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    Default Re: Hate single life.

    Hmmm... nah, too many unknowns.

    1. I'm 10 years your senior. Is that too old for you? Are you cool with someone that much older?

    2. What state do you live in? If you live too far away, who's paying for airfare if we get to the dating level?

    3. What kind of music do you like? Will it be a kind that will get on my nerves? Will my music get on your nerves?

    And so on, and so on, and so on. Sorry, just too many unknowns for me. Good luck though on your quest. =^.^=
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    Default Re: Hate single life.

    Well it looks like you all ready have a suitable suitor, so I will recuse myself lol.

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    Somethin' ain't right here...............................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honestgurl View Post
    It is time to changes single life to married life message me as let chat .
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    I dont know where Lady Blue is but here it goes.This isn't a dating site,its a chat forum.They have Christian singles sites,perhaps you should go there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
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    I dont know where Lady Blue is but here it goes.This isn't a dating site,its a chat forum.They have Christian singles sites,perhaps you should go there.
    Lol well then she can chat about which one of us she wants to marry lolololol. Lynx is pretty eligible, first in line too! Obviously a very responsive partner but also kinda shy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naboth View Post
    Lol well then she can chat about which one of us she wants to marry lolololol. Lynx is pretty eligible, first in line too! Obviously a very responsive partner but also kinda shy.
    Well lets hope we're dealing with "she". You and Lynx better watch out! Easy to make a fake account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    Well lets hope we're dealing with "she". You and Lynx better watch out! Easy to make a fake account.
    Awww that's kinda mean, a lil funny lol, but kinda mean. Why have any reason to doubt someone's gender? I mean suppose somehow Lynx or me won this episode of the CC Bachelor and married the honestgurl, but she was not honest about being a girl, it's not like we would not find out before it's too late. Lol I would think it's hilarious personally because even the catfish aren't attracted to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
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    I dont know where Lady Blue is but here it goes.This isn't a dating site,its a chat forum.They have Christian singles sites,perhaps you should go there.
    I dunno... last time I mentioned this isn't a dating site, somebody else said "ugh." I think it was somebody from Siberia.

    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    Well lets hope we're dealing with "she". You and Lynx better watch out! Easy to make a fake account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honestgurl View Post
    It is time to changes single life to married life message me as let chat .
    Let's see in just randomly changing single life for marriage you may end up with one of these great prizes:

    1) An abusive guy who makes you feel absolutely worthless because you don't measure up to his standards of being a good enough woman no matter how many times he has to beat you to show you the error of you ways.

    2) A desperate soul who waits until after the wedding to let you know about his enormous debts, addictions, or out of control spending habits.

    3) The guy who is too good to be true because he's just a fake persona and will find excuses to cancel every meeting you schedule with him.

    4)The guy who really wants to be a good guy in theory, but finds the practice of it too much work and never changes no matter how much you encourage / nag him. And though he may have good intentions you have to admit to yourself that he's not a good guy, just a wannabe.

    Of course if any or all of these prizes sound preferrable to the single life, there's always the option of spending some time in certain foreign countries where lots of men would love to marry you because you're a quick route to a US visa. They'll most likely expect you to fill a traditional female role which includes letting them get away with all kinds of "typical male" recreation while you do most of the housework and child raising, but hey at least you'll be married.
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    Avoiding a fight is a mark of honor; only fools insist on quarreling. - Prov 20:3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Hmmm... nah, too many unknowns.

    1. I'm 10 years your senior. Is that too old for you? Are you cool with someone that much older?

    2. What state do you live in? If you live too far away, who's paying for airfare if we get to the dating level?

    3. What kind of music do you like? Will it be a kind that will get on my nerves? Will my music get on your nerves?

    And so on, and so on, and so on. Sorry, just too many unknowns for me. Good luck though on your quest. =^.^=
    I'm just here because I never thought I'd see the day when Lynx would start answering personal ads in the Singles Forum!

    Forget the popcorn.

    With all those pigs flying around, there's going to a lot of bacon raining down on Singles.

    Someone please fetch me a stack of pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs.
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    If I answered personals with a serious rather than a facetious reply, pigs really would be flying.

    I'll scramble the eggs if you cook the pancakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    If I answered personals with a serious rather than a facetious reply, pigs really would be flying.
    Well, Trump does have his own personal jet.
    "It is a happiness to wonder;─ it is a happiness to dream."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    If I answered personals with a serious rather than a facetious reply, pigs really would be flying.

    I'll scramble the eggs if you cook the pancakes.
    Well why don't you send her a message and maybe she will answer some of your questions for you? You never know, could be a keeper. Frankly we gotta change this mentality of discouraging Christians from dating. The pagans are outbreeding us. Even if they don't gloriously martyr us, from how they encourage each other to marry and outbreed us so prolifically, we'll be hearing Allah Ackbar every single day from the next generation in the next 20 years if we don't support each other in trying to establish Christian marriages and families.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naboth View Post
    The pagans are outbreeding us.
    Hahaha, I love this!

    Christianity has dominated the west for quite awhile. I think it's a matter of values changing with the times - but I digress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siberian_Khatru View Post
    Hahaha, I love this!

    Christianity has dominated the west for quite awhile. I think it's a matter of values changing with the times - but I digress.
    Yea well better change them back to the right ways quick while we still have the chance lest God deliver us into the hands of our enemies. Just look at our cousin Europa, she is done, she won't be rising again. Off to slavery she goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naboth View Post
    Yea well better change them back to the right ways quick while we still have the chance lest God deliver us into the hands of our enemies. Just look at our cousin Europa, she is done, she won't be rising again. Off to slavery she goes.
    Naboth, I can see you and I having long discourses about this, and still coming out of it as pals. Just sayin'. You seem like a pretty chill guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siberian_Khatru View Post
    Naboth, I can see you and I having long discourses about this, and still coming out of it as pals. Just sayin'.
    Sounds good to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    If I answered personals with a serious rather than a facetious reply, pigs really would be flying.

    I'll scramble the eggs if you cook the pancakes.
    ****women like romance---throw in some pictures of flowers on the table and little cute napkins and you'll hear someone knocking on your door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I'm just here because I never thought I'd see the day when Lynx would start answering personal ads in the Singles Forum!

    Forget the popcorn.

    With all those pigs flying around, there's going to a lot of bacon raining down on Singles.

    Someone please fetch me a stack of pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs.
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