Christian and single? Seek (or give) advice and encouragement here.
Oh sweetie...I almost forgot your cake ! Forgive me ...
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
Ken, I think you're about the only one here who can get away with saying, "Spank you all very much", but yet those of us here who are kind of like "The Old Geezers" here in Singles still know what a great guy you are.
It also wouldn't be a true Kenthomas thread without a round of Duck Duck Goose, so to start us off, here's the duck...
Being catfished is one of the worst online experiences you can have.
If that person you're talking to seems too good or too good-looking to be real... It's probably because they AREN'T. Or at least, they aren't being real... with you. Please, be careful! <3
Proverbs 4:23 -- "Above all else, guard your heart... for it determines the course of your life."
Strange, strange people you are.
Ken I was going to give you a box of cookies - the girl scouts are out in force this weekend - but I sat down in front of my computer and forty minutes later the cookies were gone! I don't know what happened. I was the only one here but I know I didn't eat them. I have no memory at all of eating them.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."
I may have taken that out of context.
and changed the words.
but it ended up proving my point, so... you know. It's worthless.
Here you go, Ken! I got everyone here to autograph it (on the back, of course!). Hope you like it
No need to spank me, thanks for your cooperation
But Jilly.... I ...I dressed up like a cowboy and everything...
You used to like that...
spankless in seattle......
Hi, Kenthomas. Who are you? Never-mind answering. I'll be logging out now, anyway.
I hope you come back when you get a chance, Bingbing!
As for the response to my own post here, I shouldn't have expected anyone to be serious in a KenThomas birthday thread, especially Ken himself.
I had actually meant the last bit in my previous post partly as a play on "no need to thank me", but nvm.
Last edited by Jilly81; 1 Week Ago at 12:41 AM. Reason: Ya, my friends are a little nutty. Wouldn't have it any other way, though. Birthday cake for everyone! :)
(no squirrel paws are included in this lot)
You are getting in zanier with age Kenthomas.
Here's your buddy. Have a fun reunion!
"Only a person who risks is free"
"Honor God, eat, play, laugh"
Embrace the Grace and Rejoice in His Everlasting Mercy and Love
Last edited by 17Bees; 1 Week Ago at 08:54 AM.
WOW Magenta! Spank you many times over!
Since we all love it when you ham it up. Hope you have a great year. Keep being Ken.
I mean, did you even NOTICE the last sentence on that country ham bag??
I'm a DUCK, a CELEBRITY.
not a chicken tender.....
Last edited by 17Bees; 1 Week Ago at 08:15 PM.