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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroturbulence View Post
    Happy birthday, KT!

    Sorry, my gift for you got loose and ate a few neighborhood pets so they might have to put her down when/if they find her..

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    I ain't lion Z, I like this! Spanks!
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    Oh sweetie...I almost forgot your cake ! Forgive me ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinder View Post
    I got spanked when I was bad as a kid, so now I'm confused. Didn't you like your present?

    You got spanked when you were bad??

    hmmm (nodding)............I like it.
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    Ken, I think you're about the only one here who can get away with saying, "Spank you all very much", but yet those of us here who are kind of like "The Old Geezers" here in Singles still know what a great guy you are.

    It also wouldn't be a true Kenthomas thread without a round of Duck Duck Goose, so to start us off, here's the duck...

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    Strange, strange people you are.

    Ken I was going to give you a box of cookies - the girl scouts are out in force this weekend - but I sat down in front of my computer and forty minutes later the cookies were gone! I don't know what happened. I was the only one here but I know I didn't eat them. I have no memory at all of eating them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Strange, strange people you are.

    Ken I was going to give you a box of cookies - the girl scouts are out in force this weekend - but I sat down in front of my computer and forty minutes later the cookies were gone! I don't know what happened. I was the only one here but I know I didn't eat them. I have no memory at all of eating them.
    Lynx, the bible is clear about this phenomena in 1 Peter 5:8 'Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for girl scout cookies to devour.


    I may have taken that out of context.


    and changed the words.


    but it ended up proving my point, so... you kn
    ow. It's worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Ken, I think you're about the only one here who can get away with saying, "Spank you all very much", but yet those of us here who are kind of like "The Old Geezers" here in Singles still know what a great guy you are.

    It also wouldn't be a true Kenthomas thread without a round of Duck Duck Goose, so to start us off, here's the duck...


    Oh for heaven'th thake. It's the dancing isn'th it? It's always the dancing. ISN"TH IT??!


    DANCTH DUCK! DANCTH!. its like people shooting guns at my feet.




    It's a good thing I'm profithen..... profendth... It's a good thing I'm good at it.



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    Here you go, Ken! I got everyone here to autograph it (on the back, of course!). Hope you like it






    No need to spank me, thanks for your cooperation
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    But Jilly.... I ...I dressed up like a cowboy and everything...


    You used to like that...



    spankless in seattle......

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    Hi, Kenthomas. Who are you? Never-mind answering. I'll be logging out now, anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bingbing View Post
    Hi, Kenthomas. Who are you? Never-mind answering. I'll be logging out now, anyway.

    I hope you come back when you get a chance, Bingbing!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

    As for the response to my own post here, I shouldn't have expected anyone to be serious in a KenThomas birthday thread, especially Ken himself.

    I had actually meant the last bit in my previous post partly as a play on "no need to thank me", but nvm.
    Last edited by Jilly81; March 21st, 2017 at 01:41 AM. Reason: Ya, my friends are a little nutty. Wouldn't have it any other way, though. Birthday cake for everyone! :)
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    You are getting in zanier with age Kenthomas.

    Here's your buddy. Have a fun reunion!

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    Did I miss it? Should I be giving belated birthday greetings?

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    Embrace the Grace and Rejoice in His Everlasting Mercy and Love

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingbing View Post
    Hi, Kenthomas. Who are you? Never-mind answering. I'll be logging out now, anyway.
    Bingbing, you get back over here right now so I can spank you properly!


    (think that helped Jilly?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerbell725 View Post
    You are getting in zanier with age Kenthomas.

    Here's your buddy. Have a fun reunion!

    download (17).jpg
    Spank you, you waskely widdle wabbit you!

    I actually see Elmer pretty regular, at least until last week. He got in trouble with the "waw". He shot his first turkey, but as he put it, he "got wocked up for fwightening everybody in fwozen foods.
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    WOW Magenta! Spank you many times over!

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    Since we all love it when you ham it up. Hope you have a great year. Keep being Ken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bingbing View Post
    Hi, Kenthomas. Who are you?
    Quote Originally Posted by PopClick View Post
    Keep being Ken.
    Now I'm having a little bit of a crithsis..... I mean, really.................Who am I? Who is Ken? A country ham?! A duck who's a ham who's a WWII airplane???! sigh...



    I mean, did you even NOTICE the last sentence on that country ham bag??


    I'm a DUCK, a CELEBRITY.

    not a chicken tender.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 17Bees View Post
    Now I'm having a little bit of a crithsis..... I mean, really.................Who am I? Who is Ken? A country ham?! A duck who's a ham who's a WWII airplane???! sigh...



    I mean, did you even NOTICE the last sentence on that country ham bag??


    I'm a DUCK, a CELEBRITY.

    not a chicken tender.....
    I noticed something else. You are not fully cured! That explains why you get in zanier.
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