Ruin a date in just four words

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joefizz

Guest
yes she's pretty,ahhhhh???!!!(she got mad!)
 
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joefizz

Guest
did you gain weight?(do you want stitches?she says with her cold stare!)
 
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joefizz

Guest
just hand on shoulder!(uh huh and you think I'm stupid shes says by moving to other seat)
 
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joefizz

Guest
do I look chubby?(silence gains you nothing,answering truthfully is painful,lieing is painful,how can you survive??? fork over your wallet and wait on a bench!!!)
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
My mom's driving us...
That would be sceary! Tried teaching my mum in the field (About half acre) with an old Volvo 360GLT and she had her foot right down on the gas (Letting go of the clutch completely) with me trying to steer to avoid the hedges doing donut after donut, her complaining to me as to why the car was doing it!
(Any of you who've tried a 360 will know how well they go! Shame they are no longer made and are hard to find).
 
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joefizz

Guest
Want a Big Mac?

(To someone who's dieting)
please don't even joke!(I don't like big macs,not because of dieting I just don't like them,quarter pounders are good,big macs just have too much lettuce and thousand island dressing I guess lol!
 
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joefizz

Guest
lets get hardees yeah!(meat overload can be too expensive or mess up date because she is a vegan or vegetarian!)