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    Any Jar Jar Binks impression.
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    It wouldn't ruin my date. Humor is definitely attractive...Even if it's a little goofy! Maybe I like goofy?
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    Let's talk about my intestines!
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    Quote Originally Posted by toinena View Post
    Let's talk about my intestines!
    You have intestinal fortitude.
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    Get me a drink!
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    This is a cultural Scandinavian thing, but still bad:

    Wait a sec! I'll remove my snuff!
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    Your mom is hot
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    You gonna eat that?
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    I voted for Hillary.

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    Git me a sammich
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    I gotta get this. *answers cell phone*
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    And then I barfed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrynceNY View Post
    Your mom is hot
    Well they DO say that Stacy's mom has got it going on...
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    (at the counter) Two happy meals, please.
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    Do you eat raw?

    (I never said that to a date, btw)
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    Let's just be friends. Or,

    This is a date?
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    GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

    Shoot, now he's calling the police...
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    I have an STD..
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    I am a Christian!
    He is God and
    we are not.

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    You're buying dinner, right?
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