Ruin a date in just four words

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renewed_hope

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SovereignGrace said:
Boogers are delicious!! Here!!(points finger towards her)
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Ill do you one better. Throw up in a glass and deliver to girl and say, "I made you my delicious, protein packed smoothie just for you."

That would just ruin the date for sure ;)
 
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joefizz

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renewed_hope said:
Ill do you one better. Throw up in a glass and deliver to girl and say, "I made you my delicious, protein packed smoothie just for you."

That would just ruin the date for sure ;)
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(scare date fits better)
 
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Bella37

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Susanna said:
I don't really need to date, I'm just so worn out mentally because no one is listening to me, so I figured that dating would provide me with some one that could be listening to me.

Did you know that old Miss McDonald, you know the old lady living alone, just two blocks away from me...uh uh...you know her? No? Well, I do and is she a gossiper? That's right, been gossiping all over town...and you know what she's saying about me? You don't care? Pick a guess at least?

And that awful Miss Williams...

...hey, why are you leaving? Did I say something wrong? You haven't heard what Miss Johnston did last week...hey...

Sure wonder why my date left so suddenly Lol.
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They sure are the longest 4 words I ever read b4?
Would work tho, excuse me while I finish reading,........ thanx! :p
 
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