Ruin a date in just four words

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slave

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Lettuce Cracks me up!!!:p
Psalm 95:1-2 English Standard Version (ESV re-re-vised)

Lettuce Sings Songs of Praise

95 Oh come, lettuce - sing to the Lord!;
lettuce make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation!
2 Lettuce come into his presence with thanksgiving;
lettuce make a joyful noise to him with songs of praise!

Sorry I couldn't help myself....Smile. LOL :cool::eek:...Ok back to four words ruining dates...

"...Lettuce is my bed!"

 
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Bella37

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Psalm 95:1-2 English Standard Version (ESV re-re-vised)

Lettuce Sings Songs of Praise

95 Oh come, lettuce - sing to the Lord!;
lettuce make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation!
2 Lettuce come into his presence with thanksgiving;
lettuce make a joyful noise to him with songs of praise!

Sorry I couldn't help myself....Smile. LOL :cool::eek:...Ok back to four words ruining dates...

"...Lettuce is my bed!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!:rolleyes::p
 
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breezer

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...hold that thought - let me answer this call...