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    I've planned that forever!
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    Sandwiches hate my guts!
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    I prefer driving backwards.
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    Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*
    Have some orange soda!*gives hi-C juice box instead*
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    I bake while driving.
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    What time is it?
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    KJV is best bible!

    (Please no h8 m8 k thx)
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    pull my beard off!
    I would love to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    I bake while driving.
    I'll eat, keep driving!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisUnfailingLove View Post
    What time is it?
    Time to get married!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*
    Hot Red suits me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slave View Post
    I've planned that forever!
    I can do that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slave View Post
    Careful, I cry easy!
    I have lotsa tissues!
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    wanna know something pointless?
    Just like your question?
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    We're on our first date it's late and a kid in pajamas walks up to our table: "Mommy says come home".
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    I am a redneck'
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    I can't speak languages.
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    I am clearly undateable
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    Brrrr! Humbug!

    Make the world happy, play the bassoon.

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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    KJV is best bible!

    (Please no h8 m8 k thx)
    KJV is only bible!!!!!!!(According to some Baptist churches)
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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