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    Have you been tested?
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    Here, have a breath mint.
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    Here's a date killer....so where do you see this relationship going????????
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    I don't bathe often..
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



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    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Mom.......

    Washes my dirty clothes

    Changes my dirty diaper

    Picks out my outfit

    Always #1 in my life (I know it says words, but numbers aren't words lol)
    I choose to honor God by inspiring people. How do you honor him?........

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

    Shoot, now he's calling the police...
    On a first date I like to carve our initials in a tree.

    It's the most romantic way to let them know that I have a knife.


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    That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*
    I have done that....with a cop lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

    Shoot, now he's calling the police...

    Either that or he bares his fangs and hands you his wrist
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    Soooo... I got fleas
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    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
    Roald Dahl, The Twits

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    Can I borrow $10,000?
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
    Roald Dahl, The Twits

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    I was born male
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
    Roald Dahl, The Twits

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    I dated your twin brother/ sister..
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    I'm probably not contagious
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
    Roald Dahl, The Twits

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    Do you like spiders?
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    Test results were negative
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    You have a face? (Male perspective)
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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    You have a face? (Male perspective)
    I shouldn't be laughing...
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    Nice bra your wearing
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    Why ruin a date?
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