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  1. April 3rd, 2017 #41


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    Have you been tested?
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    Here, have a breath mint.
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    Here's a date killer....so where do you see this relationship going????????
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    I don't bathe often..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
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    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


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    Mom.......

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    Always #1 in my life (I know it says words, but numbers aren't words lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

    Shoot, now he's calling the police...
    On a first date I like to carve our initials in a tree.

    It's the most romantic way to let them know that I have a knife.


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    That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*
    I have done that....with a cop lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

    Shoot, now he's calling the police...

    Either that or he bares his fangs and hands you his wrist
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    Soooo... I got fleas
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    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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    Can I borrow $10,000?
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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    I was born male
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    I dated your twin brother/ sister..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


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    I'm probably not contagious
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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    Do you like spiders?
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    Test results were negative
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    You have a face? (Male perspective)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    You have a face? (Male perspective)
    I shouldn't be laughing...
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    Nice bra your wearing
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    Why ruin a date?
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