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Here, have a breath mint.
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Here's a date killer....so where do you see this relationship going????????
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I don't bathe often..
Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty army!
Originally Posted by kaylagrl
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Mom.......
Washes my dirty clothes
Changes my dirty diaper
Picks out my outfit
Always #1 in my life (I know it says words, but numbers aren't words lol)
I choose to honor God by inspiring people. How do you honor him?........
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On a first date I like to carve our initials in a tree.
It's the most romantic way to let them know that I have a knife.
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That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*
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I have done that....with a cop lol
I choose to honor God by inspiring people. How do you honor him?........
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Either that or he bares his fangs and hands you his wrist
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Soooo... I got fleas
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
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Can I borrow $10,000?
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
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I was born male
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
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I dated your twin brother/ sister..
Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty army!
Orange kitties approve
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I'm probably not contagious
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
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Do you like spiders?
My dad was the greatest dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you, Dad..
"If you talk about scripture more than you talk about God, then you've missed the point".
- A Retired Minister
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Test results were negative
Lord
Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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You have a face? (Male perspective)
Lord
Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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I shouldn't be laughing...
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Nice bra your wearing
Lord
Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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Why ruin a date?
M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hands.
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