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    your hair is.......unique(as in leaning to one side and curling on the other side while covering your eyes nearly completely!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
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    My dad was the greatest dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you, Dad..

    1 Corinthians 15:52 KJV:
    “In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

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    My heart is so hidden in hamburger grease that a woman has to eat fifty In-n-Out double-doubles to find me....."

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroturbulence View Post
    Are you a savant?
    I don't consider myself to be one, really :/
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    Are you a Genwunner? (Pokemon fan slang for people who think that Pokemon Gen 1 is superior above ANYTHING else)
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    credit card has nothing!

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    hurry up and eat!(parking meter is running out!)

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    ok ready set...Eat!(loser pays the food bill lol)

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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    Since it is getting harder and harder to come up with four words to ruin a date, I propose that we make it one sentence.
    The best way to help others understand and experience God's love better is to understand and experience it better yourself.

    Understanding and experiencing God's love better everyday is the most important task for anyone who considers him/herself to be a Christian.


    Love without truth is deception. Truth without love is arrogance. God's love and God's truth balanced is God's wisdom.

    The more one promotes himself and/or his ideas, the less he cares about eternal life for others.

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    that would be cheating!
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    I'm taking the check!

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    lets get this over
    Romans 10:13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
    Acts 3:19 - Repent therefore and turn to God, so that your sins may be blotted out, in order that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord.
    Ephesians 6:11 - Put on the whole armor of God, so that you can stand firm against the schemes of the devil.

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    I found your wallet!

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    your knuckles are loud!

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    mud packs are scary!

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    you brought your curlers?!

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    you're paying with pennies?!(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 zzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

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    wait....pickles with icecream??????!!!!(what could it mean?!)

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    I brought some napkins!(only about 500 you never know lol)

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    here have a bib!

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    "Are you special needs?"




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