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    "I have to go"
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    "I settled for YOU"

    "Psst...booger, nose, big"

    "You're dumb as dirt"

    "ssssuuuuuppp....how YOU doin'?"

    "No thanks, duck face"
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    Some days, I feel like removing the SIM from my phone, breaking it in pieces, tossing the phone in a wood chipper, grabbing my bug-out bag, leave everyone without saying a word, and just going ghost for the rest of my life.

    "People are always angry at anyone who chooses very individual standards for his life; because of the extraordinary treatment which that man grants to himself, they feel degraded, like ordinary beings."
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    The Spam is Served!(yuck lol)

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    brought my catch over!(only a 50 pound bass,no worries lol)

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    Do not say anything
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    don't touch my food!

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    you drank the mayonnaise?!(oh well I don't like it much anyways)

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    salibury steak TV Dinner!(awful stuff)

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    was that so difficult?!(to eat finger food without silver ware!)

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    is this actually edible?

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    we need to talk.

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    will you sitdown already?!(date has to sit on big napkin.)

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    is she coming back?(date had to powder nose about 3 hours ago)
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    I'm poor and fat.
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    your not good enough
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    "Food is expensive here!"
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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    where are we again?

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    we can't ask directions!

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    Default Re: Ruin a date in just four words

    did we circle around?

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    that sign looks familiar!

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