Ruin a date in just four words

[followjesus]

lock picks do that ?

 

[followjesus]

lol nice i havent heard the phrase commode used in a long time ha

 

[Rockrz]

i havent heard the phrase commode used in a long

Well, it's a dirty job... but somebody's gotta do it...

 

[Galatea]

Well, it's a dirty job... but somebody's gotta do it...

I like your emoticons.

 

[Rockrz]

I like your emoticons.

Not sure how that's going to workout saying that to your date... she might get the wrong idea

 

[Galatea]

Not sure how that's going to workout saying that to your date... she might get the wrong idea

I don't walk crooked.

 

[Rockrz]

I don't walk crooked.

OK, that might work a little better... maybe your date will think you are an honest person er something.

 

[Addison]

"I've counted these fries."

 

[followjesus]

you must have miscounted

 

[pckts]

I'm a holocaust denier

 

[WineRose]

Btw, I am Kira!

(If you don't know what anime I'm referencing here, I wonder where you have been for the last decade...)

 

[pckts]

Btw, I am Kira!

(If you don't know what anime I'm referencing here, I wonder where you have been for the last decade...)

I win Ryuk!

 

[slave]

I killed a man.

Plan on killing again?

 

[slave]

Are we doing this?

 

[slave]

...just push the car.

 

[slave]

Your skin is interesting.

 

[slave]

Can I steal this?

 

[slave]

Is this your heart?

 

[NoNameMcgee]

who ever left the rep comment

id tell ya

but you didnt leave me a name to reply to

hahaha

 

[shineyourlight]

You're cuter on Facebook.