Ruin a date in just four words

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Addison

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This thread is a little spin-off to Presidente's "Appropriate thing to say on a first date?"

I'll start it off.....


"Hi, I'm your date".

 

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2014
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#2
Dude, you need a mint..
 

Fenner

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Jan 26, 2013
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#3
What's your name again?
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#4
"Your sister's really cute."
 
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Ugly

Guest
#6
Hi my names Ugly.
 

maxwel

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Apr 18, 2013
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#7
Hi, I'm with Ugly.
 

Prov910

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#8
But it was annulled.
 
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Stranger36147

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#11
My butt stinks. Bad.
 

Dino246

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Jun 30, 2015
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#13
I think I'm pregnant.

(spoken by a female!)
 
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Sully

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#14
Today, I am Binary.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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I'm now gas-free! :D
 
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Spokenpassage

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#18
Let's wait till marriage
 
Feb 7, 2015
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#19
I live with Mom.

Aren't you gonna pay?
 

maxwel

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Apr 18, 2013
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#20
You're my favorite cousin.