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    Default Ruin a date in just four words

    This thread is a little spin-off to Presidente's "Appropriate thing to say on a first date?"

    I'll start it off.....


    "Hi, I'm your date".



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    Dude, you need a mint..





    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


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    What's your name again?

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    "Your sister's really cute."
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    Your brother's really cute..

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    "Your sister's really cute."





    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


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    Hi my names Ugly.
    Give me a new voice
    Give me a heart for repentance and make it stay
    Cause I've idolized my words
    It's all my fault
    But it's comfortable
    ~Poured Out, Rival Choir~

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    Hi, I'm with Ugly.

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    But it was annulled.
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    I am almost divorced.





    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


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    Your cousin's my ex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."
    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    LOL.. I'll use that defense the next time I get accused of something.. lol


    To read my cancer, depression, physical pain & suicide testimonies, go to the Blog tab in my profile.



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    My butt stinks. Bad.

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    The earth is flat
    "Only a person who risks is free"

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    I think I'm pregnant.

    (spoken by a female!)

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    Today, I am Binary.
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    I'm now gas-free!
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    I forgot my wallet
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    Brought my parents ok?

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    Let's wait till marriage
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    I live with Mom.

    Aren't you gonna pay?
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    You're my favorite cousin.
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