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    Default Ruin a date in just four words

    This thread is a little spin-off to Presidente's "Appropriate thing to say on a first date?"

    I'll start it off.....


    "Hi, I'm your date".



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    Dude, you need a mint..



    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



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    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    What's your name again?

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    "Your sister's really cute."
    If it feels like you can't feel anything, are you still feeling something?


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    Your brother's really cute..

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    "Your sister's really cute."



    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Hi my names Ugly.
    Give me a new voice
    Give me a heart for repentance and make it stay
    Cause I've idolized my words
    It's all my fault
    But it's comfortable
    ~Poured Out, Rival Choir~

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    Hi, I'm with Ugly.

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    But it was annulled.
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    I am almost divorced.



    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Your cousin's my ex.
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    My butt stinks. Bad.

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    The earth is flat
    "Only a person who risks is free"

    "Honor God, eat, play, laugh"

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    I think I'm pregnant.

    (spoken by a female!)

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    Today, I am Binary.

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    I'm now gas-free!
    "Do you sing at church?"
    "Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."

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    I forgot my wallet
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    Brought my parents ok?

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    Let's wait till marriage
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    I live with Mom.

    Aren't you gonna pay?

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    You're my favorite cousin.

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