An Abundance of Women Interested in Me

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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seoulsearch said:
I personally vote that the title of ChristianGuru's next thread should be:

"An Abundance Of Posters Answering My Thread."

In it, he can then tell us exactly which posters are, and are not, deemed worthy of being able to produce acceptable replies according to his own standards, of course... to which, the rest of us can then beg him, "Oh please, PLEASE, ChristianGuru, PLEASE deem me worthy of responding to your thread!! (PLEASE!!)"

*Seoulsearch is imagining that she will be the first one that he will point out as being UNworthy...*

*Merrily skips along as she exits the thread, holding her unworthy head steady.*
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How about calling it "I'm too sexy for this topic...too sexy for this topic...too sexy by faaaar..."
 
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ChristianGuru

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
The woman who called you sexy and wants a date asap has gotta go, is she physically unable to pick out her own attire for your date?? She sounds desperate.

The two girls that were fighting for your attention. They gotta go to.

Hillary duff. She is the one you need to be with. Im listning to the lizzie maguire sound track as i type this, and im tellin you. I think you and her would be perfect together. Lizzie would never call you sexy, she wouldnt ask you what to wear either, and lets get real here, she wouldnt need to fight for your attention. Take your time and think about it. (not to much time though, lizzie is a busy woman)
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This reply isn't just great. It's LEGENDARY! One of the greatest replies to anything I've ever written! I loved it! :D
 
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ChristianGuru

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sportygirl said:
You do need to be ready, or its not gonna be a relationship its going to be dating for the sake of dating. And if thats what you want then go for it, but someone is gonna get hurt. I learned from that myself, and its not that simple, if it was I would still be with my ex and probably in a very bad relationship and not even realize it.
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No one is ever ready for anything. You take life as it comes and you're always prepared as you're going to be. No one was mentally prepared to be born, if we were, we wouldn't be crying during delivery.. ;)
 
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lightbliss said:
For some strange reason, I feel as though, based on all of your posts, that you're bragging and obviously view this as a game.
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Yes. That is what I am doing.
 
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ChristianGuru

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seoulsearch said:
I personally vote that the title of ChristianGuru's next thread should be:

"An Abundance Of Posters Answering My Thread."

In it, he can then tell us exactly which posters are, and are not, deemed worthy of being able to produce acceptable replies according to his own standards, of course... to which, the rest of us can then beg him, "Oh please, PLEASE, ChristianGuru, PLEASE deem me worthy of responding to your thread!! (PLEASE!!)"

*Seoulsearch is imagining that she will be the first one that he will point out as being UNworthy...*

*Merrily skips along as she exits the thread, holding her unworthy head steady.*
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This is actually an awesome idea.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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ChristianGuru said:
Read the title.
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The title means nothing. You said you didnt need any help picking a girl, so I asked u what the purpose of this thread is. Apparently u dont have a good answer.

You have much to learn, young padawan.
 
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ChristianGuru

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zeroturbulence said:
The title means nothing. You said you didnt need any help picking a girl, so I asked u what the purpose of this thread is. Apparently u dont have a good answer.

You have much to learn, young padawan.
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That's just one man's opinion. I don't need any help. The purpose of this thread to raise awareness towards the fact that I have plenty of women interested in me.
 
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Matthew

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ChristianGuru said:
That's just one man's opinion. I don't need any help. The purpose of this thread to raise awareness towards the fact that I have plenty of women interested in me.
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So I guess my warning about ego-mania comes a little bit late! :)
 
QuestionTime

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ChristianGuru said:
Just got done signing off from facebook. A woman whom I've known was messaging me. She called me sexy and wants a date asap, even asked me about what I think she should wear. A few months before that another woman struck, we went out for a date in late February. She has called me her future husband and wants a ring.

Tonight, out with friends, 2 girls with us, both hitting on me and fighting for my attention.

While it's often a guy asks how to get a woman interested, it's evident that this is certainly not my problem.

Now the main concern is navigating the mine field. Who stays and who goes?
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I wish I had your problems. Want to trade?

Quest
 
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leeannabanana

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Is this bragging or a question??
 
dothackzero

dothackzero

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Dread_Zeppelin said:
well the one who stays should be someone you like, who you dont see future problems with. The weirdo who wants a ring just sounds like trouble, I wouldn't touch that!

Oh and congrats on being a persued man, i suppose.

Also you ever notice that Christian women out number Christian men like 5-1? Or is it just me?
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Yeah, it's just you. It seems like Christian girls I'm around are either married, engaged, have a boyfriend, and some that are single. But I still have a hard time to talking to them...
 
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leeannabanana

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Arrogance is SO ugly and unattractive.
 
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