Guide to Women: Enjoy!

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Angela53510

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I know some of you men need this guide to help you understand what a marriageable women is like. Women, watch at your own risk! LOL If it is not embedded, please click on the link!


[video]https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk[/video]
 
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Spokenpassage

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I am so desperate I decided to ask her out instead of watching the video. Success! :p
 

maxwel

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This video changed my life.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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...guide about women, posted by a woman.

...Jon smells a trap! Run fo' yo' lives!

It's a conspiracy. Totally. Big-time, mega, mondo conspiracy. Nibiru, flat-earth, 9/11-inside-job, aliens killed JFK, hollow earth, chemtrails...conspiracy. Best get my tin foil helmet and cinch it up tight.
 

maxwel

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...guide about women, posted by a woman.

...Jon smells a trap! Run fo' yo' lives!

It's a conspiracy. Totally. Big-time, mega, mondo conspiracy. Nibiru, flat-earth, 9/11-inside-job, aliens killed JFK, hollow earth, chemtrails...conspiracy. Best get my tin foil helmet and cinch it up tight.
Don't be a scoffer.
 
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...guide about women, posted by a woman.

...Jon smells a trap! Run fo' yo' lives!

It's a conspiracy. Totally. Big-time, mega, mondo conspiracy. Nibiru, flat-earth, 9/11-inside-job, aliens killed JFK, hollow earth, chemtrails...conspiracy. Best get my tin foil helmet and cinch it up tight.
Its a middle-aged guy and his theory in the video and its pretty darn real lol. (I mean in terms of what I've seen in my day...)
 
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I know some of you men need this guide to help you understand what a marriageable women is like. Women, watch at your own risk! LOL If it is not embedded, please click on the link!


[video]https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk[/video]
This is so true lol. And I've known some "crazy" strippers too and dated a woman who was getting her doctorate so I can say that from my point of view that chart is pretty accurate lol.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Its a middle-aged guy and his theory in the video and its pretty darn real lol. (I mean in terms of what I've seen in my day...)

I learned about the hot-crazy matrix when I was a teenager. Best advice my Dad ever gave me. Still, for it to be posted by a woman makes my spidey-sense tingle. LOL
 
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I learned about the hot-crazy matrix when I was a teenager. Best advice my Dad ever gave me. Still, for it to be posted by a woman makes my spidey-sense tingle. LOL
I wish I had learned about it. It would have saved me A LOT of wasted time, money and effort... :rolleyes:
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I wish I had learned about it. It would have saved me A LOT of wasted time, money and effort... :rolleyes:
Well, like the guy says - a woman can, at any time, be at any point on the chart. I married two women who were in the wife section, but eventually they went north of the hot/crazy line. I'm certain I drove them crazy. I tend to do that to people.
 

Angela53510

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I learned about the hot-crazy matrix when I was a teenager. Best advice my Dad ever gave me. Still, for it to be posted by a woman makes my spidey-sense tingle. LOL
There is a method to my madness! I was invited again to visit and post in the Singles Forum! (Does it make your spidey-sense tingle even more because I am a married woman? Married 36 years, in fact!)

So I have stopped by a little more, got a feel for the place, clicked a few likes. But when I saw this video on FB, after reading what goes on in here, I thought PERFECT! LOL

I now return you to your regularly schedules program!
 
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Miri

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Wouldn't the unicorn zone, be a spirit filled, bible believing missionary! Lol
 

Angela53510

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Did anyone notice there is a cute crazy man example!

https://youtu.be/WITBBVLAMkQ
Cute Miri! I confess "cuteness" was the reason I married my husband.But probably in the back of my mind somewhere, I realized a guy with a profession who was a hard worker, would probably be a good provider. Well, we lived hand to mouth for 20 years with 4 children. But the kids left home, and suddenly the expenses plummeted, and we finally had a small cushion, to live on!

On the other hand, he did suggest strongly I needed a career, and it wasn't going to school and getting degrees forever. Ok, I would be a professional student, but I did become a teacher, and was able to bring in the money we needed to make ends meet, at that point in our life. And that means pay for the kids hockey and figure skating!

I'm just so Canadian! LOL
 
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When I was younger, I wanted the "hot" girl and I didn't care how crazy she was...
As I got a little older I wanted the cute, carreer-minded girl who would rather stay in and watch a movie than go to a club....
Now I just want someone who'll be a good friend and actually gives a carp...
(not that I'm looking or anything, cause I'm not.. :p)

 
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James2017

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That was so funny. The guy should be a comedian.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I also am not looking for a relationship. In fact, I am militant in my avoidance of them at this point in my life. However, some things are not entirely in my control, and I can't say for certain that at some point in the future that I won't meet some woman who just leaves me breathless with how awesome she is.

I used to be really attracted to the good looking women, but it wasn't mutual. There have been women over the years who were attracted to me, but it wasn't mutual. The women I ended up in relationships or marriages with were compromises about a lot of things and they were "good enough". Good enough was NOT good enough. I can settle for a lot of things in this life, but love is NOT one of them. Love had better knock my socks completely off or it just isn't worth it.

I cannot fathom getting married again, so I'd be looking for a platonic companion if anything. A gal-pal.