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    I could eat a horse!

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    Hell has competition!
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    I could take one of my vests off.
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    I can't believe this global warming is bad for us (Waiting for real summer-heat).
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    It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

    It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
    The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
    The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
    "Do you sing at church?"
    "Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."

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    that sweat has dried rapidly!!!
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

    It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
    The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
    The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! thanks for the laugh!

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    it is so hot that the birds decided to sit under the trees instead of in them!
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    It's so hot that the worms asked the birds for a head start!
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    It's so hot that you could fry tons of breakfast food on the sidewalk!
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    it is so hot that speeding was caused by people rushing to get their icecream home before it could melt!!
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    it is so hot that the dolphins at sea world decided not to jump through hoops!
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that you can see plenty of women not caring about what style outfit they'll wear today!
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    It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
    I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
    I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
    Unfortunately he didn't realize that the car door had a power window.
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    Chickens are laying hard boiled eggs!

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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that when asked"how hot is it"? nobody made an effort to respond!!!
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    It was so hot, even the sun had a tan.
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    It is so hot that women said I looked hot!!!!
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    the corn's popping in the field.

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