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    I could eat a horse!

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    Hell has competition!
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    I could take one of my vests off.
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    I can't believe this global warming is bad for us (Waiting for real summer-heat).
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

    It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
    The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
    The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
    "Do you sing at church?"
    "Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."

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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    that sweat has dried rapidly!!!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

    It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
    The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
    The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! thanks for the laugh!

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    it is so hot that the birds decided to sit under the trees instead of in them!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    It's so hot that the worms asked the birds for a head start!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    It's so hot that you could fry tons of breakfast food on the sidewalk!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that speeding was caused by people rushing to get their icecream home before it could melt!!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that the dolphins at sea world decided not to jump through hoops!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that you can see plenty of women not caring about what style outfit they'll wear today!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
    I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
    I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
    Unfortunately he didn't realize that the car door had a power window.
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    M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    Chickens are laying hard boiled eggs!

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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    it is so hot that when asked"how hot is it"? nobody made an effort to respond!!!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    It was so hot, even the sun had a tan.
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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    It is so hot that women said I looked hot!!!!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: (Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

    the corn's popping in the field.

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