ok listen closely I buy the soda,preferably root beer if not that then mountain dew,I go home,I put the soda in the fridge,I play a video game(usually strategy style games) til the soda gets cold(or skip waiting by buying a big bag of ice)I get the soda out of the fridge,I get comfortable,then I take off the cap,and drink the soda by way of my mouth without the soda touching my teeth,and that is my way of drinking soda,not too complicated.