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  • Because no other single person can handle this much awesomeness. Especially forever.

    10 47.62%
  • Because I have my cats trained to bring me my food. And meds. And it freaks out potential dates when they bring me the remote control. (Credit to Reborn for giving me this idea!)

    1 4.76%
  • Because I have a couple of spots that have their own name: "The Grassy Moles."

    0 0%
  • Because relationships/marriages aren't a bag of chips I can just pick out at the store and throw in my cart. Too bad they don't have coupons.

    8 38.10%
  • Because the local branch of Ben & Jerry's would close down without my business.

    2 9.52%
  • Because SOMEONE has to be the slightly unwashed, token single person at family reunions.

    0 0%
  • Because SOMEONE has to be creepy the single person at church picnics that everyone else loves to give unsolicted advice to.

    2 9.52%
  • Because I'm a superhero and no one else can know my secret identity. I mean, oops. (Actually... It's because I can't get anyone else to wash my tights.)

    6 28.57%
  • Because if I were married/had a significant other, I wouldn't have time to answer ridiculous polls about being single!

    3 14.29%
  • This Groove Ain't For Everyone, Only The Sexy People. (Other.) I tell people I'm single because (let me tell you in my post.)

    4 19.05%
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Thread: "So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

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    Default Re: "So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Yahweh_is_gracious View Post
    Define "crazy". How far north of the hot/crazy line are you?

    I'm curious. Most women won't admit they are crazy. They like to say they are "emotionally complex".
    I would say that for a woman to be legit crazy, she can't be aware she is crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yahweh_is_gracious View Post
    Define "crazy". How far north of the hot/crazy line are you?

    I'm curious. Most women won't admit they are crazy. They like to say they are "emotionally complex".
    That was what I would have been saying if I was smarter. "Emotionally complex"...good one, sounds better than "crazy". LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I would say that for a woman to be legit crazy, she can't be aware she is crazy.
    I'm just pretending that I'm aware I'm crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Miss Rice knew how to deal with it..... she got her chalkboard washed everyday for a year.
    Oh man. This reminds me of my super cute high school algebra teacher. I had a huge crush on him but he was engaged from the time I started high school.

    When I finally accepted the reality that he would never marry me , I made a hand-embroidered picture with a wreath of flowers displaying him and his future wife's names, along with their wedding date. The flowers were in all different colors (even the leaves and stems were varying shades of green) and it was a pain in the butt to make because you had to keep switching threads.

    I had it framed and delivered it in person to him.

    He gave me a huge hug, the kind where the person almost picks you up off the ground.

    Man. That alone made it worth what seemed like the gazillion+ hours I'd put into that thing.
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    If that person you're talking to seems too good or too good-looking to be real... It's probably because they AREN'T. Or at least, they aren't being real... with you. Please, be careful! <3

    Proverbs 4:23 -- "Above all else, guard your heart... for it determines the course of your life."




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I would say that for a woman to be legit crazy, she can't be aware she is crazy.
    hahahaha

    i agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Do you have a problem going out with a guy you have to sign out of a padded room?
    Only if his room is cushier than mine.

    And velcro.

    Man.

    I've been trying to get them to give me a velcro room for years.
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    Being catfished is one of the worst online experiences you can have.

    If that person you're talking to seems too good or too good-looking to be real... It's probably because they AREN'T. Or at least, they aren't being real... with you. Please, be careful! <3

    Proverbs 4:23 -- "Above all else, guard your heart... for it determines the course of your life."




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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    I'm just pretending that I'm aware I'm crazy.
    Are you Bat S*** crazy, or bath salts crazy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Oh man. This reminds me of my super cute high school algebra teacher. I had a huge crush on him but he was engaged from the time I started high school.

    When I finally accepted the reality that he would never marry me , I made a hand-embroidered picture with a wreath of flowers displaying him and his future wife's names, along with their wedding date. The flowers were in all different colors (even the leaves and stems were varying shades of green) and it was a pain in the butt to make because you had to keep switching threads.

    I had it framed and delivered it in person to him.

    He gave me a huge hug, the kind where the person almost picks you up off the ground.

    Man. That alone made it worth what seemed like the gazillion+ hours I'd put into that thing.
    I had a math teacher who married a student.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Are you Bat S*** crazy, or bath salts crazy?
    I'm just emotionally complex.
    My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Only if his room is cushier than mine.

    And velcro.

    Man.

    I've been trying to get them to give me a velcro room for years.
    I've been staring at this post..... all I can say is a Velcro room sounds awesome for a honeymoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I've been staring at this post..... all I can say is a Velcro room sounds awesome for a honeymoon.
    Way better than that trip to Florida.

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    Default Re: "So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

    Let's see....

    Because I'm already in a serious relationship with my computer (and ice cream too).

    Because the world in my head is far more interesting than the people outside of it.

    Because I'm part Vulcan and have a hard time mustering up enough emotion that someone might suspect I'm interested.

    Because I think emotions are a terrible basis for a decision.

    Because I'm such a homebody I make hermits look social.

    But mainly because I just don't really notice I'm single or find it at all unusual or out of the norm (it is my normal) and so rarely actively look for someone or consider the fact that someone may be interested in more than friendship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Are you Bat S*** crazy, or bath salts crazy?
    Hahaha
    your so funny Tommy
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    Umm, cause no one has asked me out yet lol
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    Because I'm likely too ugly among other considerations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I've been staring at this post..... all I can say is a Velcro room sounds awesome for a honeymoon.
    I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

    Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
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    If that person you're talking to seems too good or too good-looking to be real... It's probably because they AREN'T. Or at least, they aren't being real... with you. Please, be careful! <3

    Proverbs 4:23 -- "Above all else, guard your heart... for it determines the course of your life."




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabitha4thelord View Post
    Umm, cause no one has asked me out yet lol
    I saw this on Facebook today.FB_IMG_1499996622035.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

    Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
    Yeah sure, thats what I was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

    Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
    Thinking about ways to be Spider Man = okay

    Greeting people by acting like you are shooting webs and making "pew, pew" sounds = not so much

    No judgment from me. Almost every time I go to a store with automatic doors, I motion to them like I am using THE FORCE to open them. I'm a dork like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Yeah sure, thats what I was thinking.
    Obviously.
    Being catfished is one of the worst online experiences you can have.

    If that person you're talking to seems too good or too good-looking to be real... It's probably because they AREN'T. Or at least, they aren't being real... with you. Please, be careful! <3

    Proverbs 4:23 -- "Above all else, guard your heart... for it determines the course of your life."




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