"So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

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"So Just Why ARE You Single Anyway?" "Well, If You MUST Know, It's..."

  • Because no other single person can handle this much awesomeness. Especially forever.

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • Because I have my cats trained to bring me my food. And meds. And it freaks out potential dates when

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Because I have a couple of spots that have their own name: "The Grassy Moles."

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Because relationships/marriages aren't a bag of chips I can just pick out at the store and throw in

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • Because the local branch of Ben & Jerry's would close down without my business.

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Because SOMEONE has to be the slightly unwashed, token single person at family reunions.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because SOMEONE has to be creepy the single person at church picnics that everyone else loves to giv

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Because I'm a superhero and no one else can know my secret identity. I mean, oops. (Actually... It's

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • Because if I were married/had a significant other, I wouldn't have time to answer ridiculous polls a

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • This Groove Ain't For Everyone, Only The Sexy People. (Other.) I tell people I'm single because (let

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Total voters
    21
WineRose

WineRose

Senior Member
#81
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I had a boyfriend once...then he looked through my Youtube browsing history filled with anime unboxing videos and trashy Shrek Youtube Poops...
 
Reborn

Reborn

Senior Member
#82
Nov 16, 2014
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Kim,
You know why l stay single.

If anyone is gonna nag me... its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna be upset over me never taking them out to dinner...its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna choose the movie we go and see...its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna tell me how to dress...its gonna be me.
(...well? On second thought...Mom can still pick my outfits everyday, l'm cool with that one)


Come to think of it, I'm beginning to see why I'm single. :(
 
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joefizz

Guest
#83
#83
Reborn said:
Kim,
You know why l stay single.

If anyone is gonna nag me... its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna be upset over me never taking them out to dinner...its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna choose the movie we go and see...its gonna be me.
If anyone is gonna tell me how to dress...its gonna be me.
(...well? On second thought...Mom can still pick my outfits everyday, l'm cool with that one)


Come to think of it, I'm beginning to see why I'm single. :(
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because you talk to yourself and you aren't pleased with yourself,even when by yourself,so you aren't single,you are ingle,because you can't even get along with yourself,hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!
 
Reborn

Reborn

Senior Member
#84
Nov 16, 2014
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#84
joefizz said:
because you talk to yourself and you aren't pleased with yourself,even when by yourself,so you aren't single,you are ingle,because you can't even get along with yourself,hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!
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Eh, l get along with myself for the most part.



So tell me, Joe, my man...what am l doing wrong?
What should l do to impress the ladies?
 
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Stewart

Guest
#85
#85
Starsdance said:
Who knows where the crazy guy is
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Dear starsdance I honestly think he's actually behind you in your profile photo with his fingers sticking out either side of your head!!
Lol
 
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Jennie-Mae

Guest
#89
#89
Tommy379 said:
Where is the dislike button?
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My folks says coke for everything, even Pepsi. I used to do it myself before, but looks like I don't no more.

Having that said, Pepsi tastes like...well...not like something from the well, of course lol.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#90
Aug 13, 2014
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#90
Pepsi tastes like a low-fat version of tobacco spit, if that's possible. Coke tastes like a mixture of every artificial fruit flavoring in the world.

And that opinion is probably at least a contributing factor to me being single.
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#91
#91
BriJane said:
I don't get asked this question. I think in recent years the reason is that I am really terrified if anyone shows any interest, I am so shy and frightened I run a mile! Rather than relatives saying "why are you single?" I get comments like "for you it is game over." It is never considered anyone would want to marry me. I think my family would die of shock!
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Aww. Men are not that frightening!
 
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Starsdance

Guest
#92
#92
LOL,I just see your reply now , brother, thank you ??????. But the fingers in my profile are my female workmate 's. I hope he will put out his big, strong and warm hands to take mine. But only Jesus could.
 
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Starsdance

Guest
#93
#93
LOL,I just see your reply now , brother, thank you :). But the fingers in my profile are my female workmate 's. I hope he will put out his big, strong and warm hands to take mine. But only Jesus could.
 
kinda

kinda

Senior Member
#96
Jun 26, 2013
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#96
My favorite line is.....Marriage is punishment in some countries (with a look concern on why anyone would want to get married).

I took that line from Wayne's World. Party on Wayne! Party on Garth!
 
kinda

kinda

Senior Member
#97
Jun 26, 2013
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#97
PrynceNY said:
Pepsi is better than Coke though, lol.
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I believe this is probably one of the most intelligent posts on cc. It's strange that Coke still exists when Pepsi is available. ;)
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
#98
May 23, 2009
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#98
kinda said:
My favorite line is.....Marriage is punishment in some countries (with a look concern on why anyone would want to get married).

I took that line from Wayne's World. Party on Wayne! Party on Garth!
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If marriage is "'til death do us part"... Can it then be argued that marriage causes death???

I can just see the headlines now: "Statistic Show That Marriage Results in People Dying..." :p
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#99
Jan 12, 2016
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#99
kinda said:
I believe this is probably one of the most intelligent posts on cc. It's strange that Coke still exists when Pepsi is available. ;)
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Where do you get your crack from?
 
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Susanna

Guest
#100
#100
I don't drink that stuff whether it be Pepsi or Coke. I only drink coffee, Whiskey and water. Yup.
 
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