"So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

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"So Just Why ARE You Single Anyway?" "Well, If You MUST Know, It's..."

  • Because no other single person can handle this much awesomeness. Especially forever.

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • Because I have my cats trained to bring me my food. And meds. And it freaks out potential dates when

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Because I have a couple of spots that have their own name: "The Grassy Moles."

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Because relationships/marriages aren't a bag of chips I can just pick out at the store and throw in

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • Because the local branch of Ben & Jerry's would close down without my business.

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Because SOMEONE has to be the slightly unwashed, token single person at family reunions.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because SOMEONE has to be creepy the single person at church picnics that everyone else loves to giv

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Because I'm a superhero and no one else can know my secret identity. I mean, oops. (Actually... It's

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • Because if I were married/had a significant other, I wouldn't have time to answer ridiculous polls a

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • This Groove Ain't For Everyone, Only The Sexy People. (Other.) I tell people I'm single because (let

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Total voters
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Stewart

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#101
Starsdance said:
LOL,I just see your reply now , brother, thank you :). But the fingers in my profile are my female workmate 's. I hope he will put out his big, strong and warm hands to take mine. But only Jesus could.[/QUOTE

ok cool.
If only it was you knight in shining armour sneaking up behind you with out you knowing!!
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#102
#102
Many years ago I found out the reason why I am not married. It is because I am single. When this changes I will be married.
 
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Stewart

Guest
#103
#103
Conversationand said:
Because I have no idea how to talk to women. I just try and have normal conversations, but apparently that's far too boring for most women.
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Really????.(just can't seem to win)
Maybe next time just met them dressed as optimus prime holding a replica of his massive sword..and see if that adds any excitement to the conversations with them.!!
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#104
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#104
Well I had this blind date, so I wanted to impress her, so I dressed for the occasion...



The court date is next Friday.
 
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#105
Jun 30, 2015
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#105
Lynx said:
Well I had this blind date, so I wanted to impress her, so I dressed for the occasion...



The court date is next Friday.
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Psst... Lynx, the idea with a blind date is not to blind your date. ;)
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#107
#107
I'm crazy because I have "issues". I have Mommy issues, issues with intimacy, issues with trust, psychological issues, physical issues, body image issues, money issues, work issues, and back issues of Mother Earth News.
 
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#108
Jun 30, 2015
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#108
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm crazy because I have "issues". I have Mommy issues, issues with intimacy, issues with trust, psychological issues, physical issues, body image issues, money issues, work issues, and back issues of Mother Earth News.
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The bolded part is the real issue. They used Monsanto products in their glues back then. That explains everything else. ;)
 
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Galatea

Guest
#109
#109
Because my imaginary boyfriend keeps breaking up with me.
 
stillness

stillness

Senior Member
#112
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Walk trough the valley
#112
Hi one Faith, a few comments,
In response to, if Jesus was married: why did he not get married?
About your expectation of a Holy husband, those no longer need a wife, and are better off single to have fellowship in the sufferings of Christ without distractions. This is how we grow in the Love of God, do we understand the predicament we are in? To be distracted from the Way of perfection, and we know we are easily distracted. There is a woman at church, older than me a few years, she took an interest in me last week, she has been a Christian for a year, I can see reason for her interest, I would be stability for her, having met the Lord 40 years ago, and she would not be much distraction being older and immature. I hear am to remain as a friend but wonder if I will be attracted more than as a friend or learn to be content single. Tel me if this benefited you at all or caused you grief.
About the first question are you ready to give up for the answer? Of course we understand it had to happen for Him to take our blame: His bride was not ready. "He came to His own and His own received Him not."
 
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Wild

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#116
#116
Crazy super high standards. That is all.
 
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MattforJesus

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#117
Apr 15, 2017
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#117
I think marriage is nice,but I cannot do it for 7 days a week,but maybe 2 days a week,which I know that will not work.

When I compare marriage and being single,single comes out on top.

I believe that marriage would rob me of my peace,take my freedom,and I would feel like a bird in a cage,and maybe bossed,and controlled.I would feel constricted in a marriage,and it would bother me,and would not have as great of peace than being single.I think being single is the whip.

Is it a curse or a blessing,but it does not matter for whatever position I am happier.

Although there is a benfit to marriage,being single I would have better mental health,peace,and serenity,and I like to be able to do what I want without having to consult someone,or have my plans evolve around them.

The white Kunte Kenta has to be free.I like getting up in the morning,and having the freedom to do what I want,for it feels so good,but I know if I was married I would dedicate myself to my wife,for I should,but I cannot make that kind of commitment,for freedom to me is more satisfying than marriage,so I am willing to sacrifice marriage for being single which over all is a better living condition for me.

I cannot be around somebody every day like that for it would bother me.

Being single delights my soul,and my mind is so clear,and peaceful.

Kunte Kenta has to be free.

So I will say,

Born free,as free as the wind blows,
As free as the Matt goes.

But if I wanted to dedicate myself to a marriage if it ever happens,I would be good at it,for I would spoil her,and I would not want her to cook,and clean,for me,for I can do those things myself,and I hate being bossy,and controlling,and do not ask me if you can go somewhere,but tell me,I am going to this place,and I will say,see you when you get back,which I think it is stupid when men try to control their wife,for I could not do it,and if she cheated on me,I would not even be mad,for it is her life,she can do whatever she wants,I do not own her,and if I caught her in bed,I would say,you go girl.I'm crazy,in a good way,but I am secure with myself.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#118
#118
MattforJesus said:
I think marriage is nice,but I cannot do it for 7 days a week,but maybe 2 days a week,which I know that will not work.

When I compare marriage and being single,single comes out on top.

I believe that marriage would rob me of my peace,take my freedom,and I would feel like a bird in a cage,and maybe bossed,and controlled.I would feel constricted in a marriage,and it would bother me,and would not have as great of peace than being single.I think being single is the whip.

Is it a curse or a blessing,but it does not matter for whatever position I am happier.

Although there is a benfit to marriage,being single I would have better mental health,peace,and serenity,and I like to be able to do what I want without having to consult someone,or have my plans evolve around them.

The white Kunte Kenta has to be free.I like getting up in the morning,and having the freedom to do what I want,for it feels so good,but I know if I was married I would dedicate myself to my wife,for I should,but I cannot make that kind of commitment,for freedom to me is more satisfying than marriage,so I am willing to sacrifice marriage for being single which over all is a better living condition for me.

I cannot be around somebody every day like that for it would bother me.

Being single delights my soul,and my mind is so clear,and peaceful.

Kunte Kenta has to be free.

So I will say,

Born free,as free as the wind blows,
As free as the Matt goes.

But if I wanted to dedicate myself to a marriage if it ever happens,I would be good at it,for I would spoil her,and I would not want her to cook,and clean,for me,for I can do those things myself,and I hate being bossy,and controlling,and do not ask me if you can go somewhere,but tell me,I am going to this place,and I will say,see you when you get back,which I think it is stupid when men try to control their wife,for I could not do it,and if she cheated on me,I would not even be mad,for it is her life,she can do whatever she wants,I do not own her,and if I caught her in bed,I would say,you go girl.I'm crazy,in a good way,but I am secure with myself.
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Lol, especially the comments about your hypothetical wife cheating.
 
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Wild

Guest
#119
#119
Galatea said:
Lol, especially the comments about your hypothetical wife cheating.
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I enjoy being single as much as the next guy , but this has gotta be one of the weirdest hypotheticals I've ever read...
 
Conversationand

Conversationand

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Jun 24, 2017
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#120
Galatea said:
Lol, especially the comments about your hypothetical wife cheating.
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Some people are just natural encouragers.

But seriously, if this is how he sees himself at his ideal, would he ideally want reciprocity?
 
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