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    You shouldnt date me because I would make you feel so extremley happy and fofilled that all you friends would become jealous!
    ....tut..tut..now we just can't be having that now can we!!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JesusLives View Post
    I'm married.......
    ...and very happily so.
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    Because I can't think of anything funny or witty to post
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    You should not date me, seriously.... have you seen me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MollyConnor View Post
    My ex was abusive and we broke up just three months ago. I am an emotional mess. I have daddy issues and a low self-esteem.
    I can laugh about it now...but I'm also being honest.


    Hi so sorry to heartbeat has happened to you..gosh what's wrong with humanity??
    I really appreciate your honesty though..my heart goes to you at this time..
    I am sure with gods help you will be adding your comments on a different thread entitled
    "reasons why you SHOULD date me!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by toinena View Post
    You shouldn't date me, because I serve rotten fish on the first date.
    Ha ha..I would just bring a can of air freshner..spray that fish then run away with that rotten nice smelling fish
    .then that would automatically create a reason why you shouldn't date me.....i steal the food on the 1st date and run off with it!!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Hi so sorry to heartbeat has happened to you..gosh what's wrong with humanity??
    I really appreciate your honesty though..my heart goes to you at this time..
    I am sure with gods help you will be adding your comments on a different thread entitled
    "reasons why you SHOULD date me!"

    opps I have no idea how that word heartbeat came up..lol..I was ment to to say.'...I'm so sorry to hear what has happened to you!'

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    Man, this is a great thread.

    The problem is, I have an entire list of funny reasons why no one should date me AND an entirely different list of serious reasons why no one should date me, and I'm not quite sure which one to post.

    I guess I'll go with the serious ones, since a lot of people ask me why I'm single:

    1. No one should date me because when I meet all his female friends, I will be sizing them all up and wondering why in the hee haw he isn't dating any of them, and I will assume he is missing out.

    2. No one should date me because I won't tolerate controlling, manipulative people (even if it's his own mother.) If he already knows how to stand his ground, great, maybe it could work. But if he lets them run right over him and won't stand up to them, I will--and it won't be pretty.

    My two most serious relationships ended partially because of one mother who tried to manipulate and another who wanted us to become Jehovah's Witnesses and wouldn't take no for an answer. It did not go well in either case because I'm obviously not kinda gal who listens when someone says, "Just shut up and do what I say!"

    Even at 18, I held my ground, so you can only imagine how much worse I've become with age.

    3. No one should date me because I think God has assigned me as The One Who Helps Prepare Them For a Girlfriend, But Not The Actual Girlfriend. Almost every guy I've talked to in the past 10 years has met someone else either while he was talking to me or soon after, and in some cases, even got married.

    Therefore, I usually tend to keep a guy at a bit of an arm's length away... even if I really like him... Because I often expect that he'll wind up with someone else anyway.
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    You should not date me because I don't adhere to commonly accepted ideals of what a "man" should act like. I've always done my own thing, my own way, and *spit* on what anybody else thinks about it. I'm polite yet not friendly. I'm kind yet not "nice". I'm agreeable yet not a pushover. When I choose to remain silent about a matter, it's not because I agree with your silly position, it's merely not worth my time to sink to your level and put your stupidity on display.

    You should not date me because I am not freely giving of compliments or praise. If your self esteem needs the padding, look elsewhere. I'm more than willing to praise somebody or pay them a compliment, but only when they've earned it.

    You should not date me because it's a lot of hard work. Supposing you show up on my radar, you must capture and keep my attention. Next, you must earn my respect. Then you must earn my trust. So far, no woman has had the endurance to bother trying. Too bad.
    Some days, I feel like removing the SIM from my phone, breaking it in pieces, tossing the phone in a wood chipper, grabbing my bug-out bag, leave everyone without saying a word, and just going ghost for the rest of my life.

    That which doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.

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    You should not date me because I have a weirdest laugh that will creep you out every time I laugh....something which I so much like to do
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    But hey, that's just my theory darling ......... cry if you must

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nkirah View Post
    You should not date me because I have a weirdest laugh that will creep you out every time I laugh....something which I so much like to do

    my goodness,....looks like if you date someone you might need to kindly give them headphones to wear 'to avoid them hearing your laugh'...(but just disguise it as a romantic gesture)!!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    my goodness,....looks like if you date someone you might need to kindly give them headphones to wear 'to avoid them hearing your laugh'...(but just disguise it as a romantic gesture)!!lol
    Haha, that will probably help but it may not last longer when i have uncontrollable laughing

    What's even more funny is that am writing this while laughing out loud
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    Smile ... just smile, you don't need a reason

    Laugh ... just laugh even if no one laughs with you, laugh at yourself...you'll see it feels good


    But hey, that's just my theory darling ......... cry if you must

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nkirah View Post
    Haha, that will probably help but it may not last longer when i have uncontrollable laughing

    What's even more funny is that am writing this while laughing out loud
    hilarious,yet painful I suppose,hahaha hahaha hahaha(Joefizz vanishes)
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post

    3. No one should date me because I think God has assigned me as The One Who Helps Prepare Them For a Girlfriend, But Not The Actual Girlfriend. Almost every guy I've talked to in the past 10 years has met someone else either while he was talking to me or soon after, and in some cases, even got married.
    And here I could have sworn that was my job, maybe I'm just the pleasant stopover before meeting the one and not doing any actual prep work.

    As to reasons guys shouldn't date me, the most compelling one is that romance and dating and attraction just don't compute for me.... dating me would be like dating an android that's trying to understand and combat the virus that's scrambling all it's programming.

    Also, I keep telling the same jokes over and over; they're not nearly as funny the 20th time you hear them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JesusLives View Post
    I'm married.......
    hahahahaha

    you win
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    hilarious,yet painful I suppose,hahaha hahaha hahaha(Joefizz vanishes)
    Painful indeed
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    Smile ... just smile, you don't need a reason

    Laugh ... just laugh even if no one laughs with you, laugh at yourself...you'll see it feels good


    But hey, that's just my theory darling ......... cry if you must

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    3. No one should date me because I think God has assigned me as The One Who Helps Prepare Them For a Girlfriend, But Not The Actual Girlfriend. Almost every guy I've talked to in the past 10 years has met someone else either while he was talking to me or soon after, and in some cases, even got married.
    Well that explains a few things. In fact it explains so many things that I think I'm gonna have to take my shoes off to count how many things it explains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nkirah View Post
    Haha, that will probably help but it may not last longer when i have uncontrollable laughing

    What's even more funny is that am writing this while laughing out loud


    MY GOODNESS...I can hear your laughter all the way in london..
    ...and Nkirah..your right about that laugh of yours...gosh..it IS freeking me out..
    (Gosh..gotta find those headphones of mine............(searching for them)................they just gotta be here somewhere.......
    .................will let you know the minute I find them...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    MY GOODNESS...I can hear your laughter all the way in london..
    ...and Nkirah..your right about that laugh of yours...gosh..it IS freeking me out..
    (Gosh..gotta find those headphones of mine............(searching for them)................they just gotta be here somewhere.......
    .................will let you know the minute I find them...lol
    Good luck with that, ha ha ha
    Smile ... just smile, you don't need a reason

    Laugh ... just laugh even if no one laughs with you, laugh at yourself...you'll see it feels good


    But hey, that's just my theory darling ......... cry if you must

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinder View Post
    And here I could have sworn that was my job, maybe I'm just the pleasant stopover before meeting the one and not doing any actual prep work.

    As to reasons guys shouldn't date me, the most compelling one is that romance and dating and attraction just don't compute for me.... dating me would be like dating an android that's trying to understand and combat the virus that's scrambling all it's programming.

    Also, I keep telling the same jokes over and over; they're not nearly as funny the 20th time you hear them.

    ha ha..that means that if the joke wasn't funny or not understood the 1st time round,then by the 20th time..I recon the joke would finally be understood and would finally be actually funny....

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