Reasons You Should NOT Date Me

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Dino246

Dino246

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Psst... Sonflower... methinks you mean "douse". Dowsing is a form of witchcraft. Of course, maybe you do more than douse your steak with ketchup, but I'm not into speculating about such things. ;)
 
Sonflower

Sonflower

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Dino246 said:
Psst... Sonflower... methinks you mean "douse". Dowsing is a form of witchcraft. Of course, maybe you do more than douse your steak with ketchup, but I'm not into speculating about such things. ;)
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shhhhhh. You're telling my secrets.
 
Reborn

Reborn

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm not a conversationalist. If you need somebody to talk to, pay a shrink or get a parrot. I'm not telling you about my day and I don't really care to hear about yours.
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Lol.

...and l thought l was the type of guy who 'kept it real'.


That was brutal, Bro. Lol.
l'm not sure if l should give you props for being so honest, or give you a man hug and tell you that everything is gonna be alright?


Your posts are interesting to read, I'll give you that.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Reborn said:
Lol.

...and l thought l was the type of guy who 'kept it real'.


That was brutal, Bro. Lol.
l'm not sure if l should give you props for being so honest, or give you a man hug and tell you that everything is gonna be alright?


Your posts are interesting to read, I'll give you that.
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I don't say the things I say in order to be brutal. It's just how I feel, and I don't think it does anybody a service to sugar-coat it. If people don't like my curt nature, they don't have to interact with me. I sleep well at night one way or the other.
 
shineyourlight

shineyourlight

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J0Hnnatcc3 said:
Yeah, I don't think that's going to be enough to deter anyone. Now a couple orders of garlic bread sticks... Different story.
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I mean, it's not pizza without a couple orders of garlic bread.........
 
Lynx

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I never bother with bread sticks. I just eat the crust. I never have understood people who throw away the crust and then eat bread sticks.
 
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joefizz

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Lynx said:
I never bother with bread sticks. I just eat the crust. I never have understood people who throw away the crust and then eat bread sticks.
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I eat crust and bread sticks!
 
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jeslibrook

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Don't date me because I still don't love myself so don't expect me to love you.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I'm gonna hurt your feelings. You'll get to know me, and think I;m pretty great (and I am), but as soon as you decide to make a move because I haven't, I'll reject you. It's not YOU, honest. I just think physical expressions of "love" are animalistic, base, and should be considered in more developed manners.

I'm awesome, and that's not in debate. I know it as well as you do. However, I don't want to get married again. I don't want to have kids...ever. I don't want to be a step-dad to your kids. If you're planning some fairly-tale future, find some beta you can mold into that role. I'm too busy doing my own thing. My own thing is far more awesome than anything you got going on in your fairy-tale fantasy.
 
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Rachel20

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Don't date me if you are not a rich, mountain man who goes to the gym and can squish bugs.
 
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Wild

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Rachel20 said:
Don't date me if you are not a rich, mountain man who goes to the gym and can squish bugs.
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yeah......good luck finding one of those......no seriously good luck
 
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Stewart

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Rachel20 said:
Don't date me if you are not a rich, mountain man who goes to the gym and can squish bugs.
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I think the only person who will meet that criteria is a retired James bond on a hiking trip!!


well outta my league..I an just about run to catch the train..lol
 
garet82

garet82

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you shouldn't Date me because
iam so fussy n like little bird :D
and im not a good cheff
and iam boring :D
 
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