Why are you single?

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kinda

kinda

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I'm single, because.....there are seriously a pack of wolverines outside ready to attack me if I even step out the door, and worst yet...If I get passed the man eating wolverines, a huge hurricane will come and will wreck havoc on all the prospective woman in the area. It's really a no win situation.



LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!

Seriously, I'm single, because I'm not double. Who want's a clone? That is just weird.

Not only that........Alyssa Milano and Lyndsay Lohan are taken!

Did I tell you about the wolverines? The teeth are frightening!
 
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loverofjesus27

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OMG THAT IS SEROUSLY THE MOST FUNNY THING I'VE EVER HEARD. I DOUBLE YOU MY BROTHER. I MEAN SINGLE YOU. HEHE.
 
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loverofjesus27

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Ugly said:
I do not believe there is one person only for us. No soulmates. I think there are many people that can be good for us. The real issue is if we are ready. If not then we miss those people during times we aren't prepared.
Also marriage is never a promise to all.

I've wanted to get married since I was a kid. 41 and still not married. But I have high hopes lately.
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when you said high hopes lately, you weren't looking at me right? cuz sorry to dissappoint you. LOL
 
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loverofjesus27

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i'm single because the one i want to marry is still sorting with other girls and i might be an old lady (at this rate) 'till he comes to his senses.
 
Dino246

Dino246

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kinda said:
... If I get passed the man eating wolverines,
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There's a man eating wolverines? Why can't he just eat cows and chickens like normal folks?
 
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loverofjesus27

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Dino246 said:
There's a man eating wolverines? Why can't he just eat cows and chickens like normal folks?
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it is the wolverines that eat the man.
 
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loverofjesus27

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i don't remember that part.
 
kinda

kinda

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You can laugh at my poor grammar all you want...lol I have to go outside to play tennis tomorrow morning and probably won't sleep a wink, knowing that there are hungry wolverines waiting for me!



This guy up here took a swipe at me while I was taking out the trash! Wolverines are just miniature size bears, with twice the angst towards singles. They know their is strength in numbers and being single sort of has it's area of weakness there.
 
Innerfire89

Innerfire89

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kinda said:
I'm single, because.....there are seriously a pack of wolverines outside ready to attack me if I even step out the door, and worst yet...If I get passed the man eating wolverines, a huge hurricane will come and will wreck havoc on all the prospective woman in the area. It's really a no win situation.



LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!

Seriously, I'm single, because I'm not double. Who want's a clone? That is just weird.

Not only that........Alyssa Milano and Lyndsay Lohan are taken!

Did I tell you about the wolverines? The teeth are frightening!
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Yeah I hear ya, wolverines make terrible dates
Lol.
 
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toinena

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I am single because that is what it is. And it is not a thing I chose. It is a chain reaction. Men see the chair and not me. They see me, and then the chair anyway freaks them out. They see me and pity me for being in a chair. They see me thinking I am brave for being able to work and endure life. They see me as the freak. One of these factors or in any combination possible are plenty of reasons for why I am single. And there is no way I can change that.
 
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loverofjesus27

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kinda said:
I'm single, because.....there are seriously a pack of wolverines outside ready to attack me if I even step out the door, and worst yet...If I get passed the man eating wolverines, a huge hurricane will come and will wreck havoc on all the prospective woman in the area. It's really a no win situation.



LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!

Seriously, I'm single, because I'm not double. Who want's a clone? That is just weird.

Not only that........Alyssa Milano and Lyndsay Lohan are taken!

Did I tell you about the wolverines? The teeth are frightening!
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https://youtu.be/-r-LhToJObM.
 
tourist

tourist

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toinena said:
I am single because that is what it is. And it is not a thing I chose. It is a chain reaction. Men see the chair and not me. They see me, and then the chair anyway freaks them out. They see me and pity me for being in a chair. They see me thinking I am brave for being able to work and endure life. They see me as the freak. One of these factors or in any combination possible are plenty of reasons for why I am single. And there is no way I can change that.
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There is no reason to change that. We are who we are and if people can't accept us the way we are that's their problem and not ours. They are right is saying that you are brave though because you are.
 
ServantLovesChrist

ServantLovesChrist

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The reason why I chose to be single is that I have a duty as a elder grand daughter to give back all the care and compassion that my grand parents gave to me ever since I was born. I want to have a great job and support them in whatever needs they want. I want to make them proud because the care that they have given me is like no other care that anyone in the world could give me. I feel that my love for the God Almighty that I serve comes first then my grand parents and then other things later.
 
G00WZ

G00WZ

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I am single by choice because i like to take deep friendships and relationships slow, as i like to get to learn the person i am with. Most of the women that do approach me are always trying to rush into getting married/kids before we even know each other yet. Most of them don't have time to wait so they move on, and i am ok with that.


I believe relationship is something a person finds rather than it being predestined.. it can be destiny but you find it, and work it out/ work with it as it becomes manifest just like anything else...I believe every single person has the ability to have a mate/ relationship, but a lot of people just look for the final product of it rather than going through the steps needed to even have one.. If you can make friends, you can just as easily have a relationship with someone.
 
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