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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Anything is possible these days. They have these newfangled things they call ice cubes. It's blocks of frozen water that you actually can munch.
    You can't be serious,how did I know someone was going to say ice cubes lol!?
    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You can't go through one day on CC without a 'is this a dating site?' thread popping up at some point.
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You can't go through one day on CC without a 'is this a dating site?' thread popping up at some point.
    speaking of dating sites,your new signature,is Hysterically hilarious,get away from that cat it's not a dating site lol!
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Whether you think you can, or you think you can't.... you're probably right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You also can't tickle yourself.

    I visit this site for humor...

    but I always leave with something profound.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    Whether you think you can, or you think you can't.... you're probably right.
    unless you're left
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwel View Post
    I visit this site for humor...

    but I always leave with something profound.
    A big belly laugh,we understand!
    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNameMcgee View Post
    unless you're left
    sounds about right.
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You can't play a Pokemon game with just glitch pokemon and complete it without the game crashing at least 20 times. Trust me on this one...
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    You can't have my strawberry sundae. You just can't.
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
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    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You can't play a Pokemon game with just glitch pokemon and complete it without the game crashing at least 20 times. Trust me on this one...
    or play pokemon stadium on nintendo 64,for an entire day without it eventually freezing,rest breaks are important sometimes,at least for the system.
    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You can't have my strawberry sundae. You just can't.
    I "Can" believe that!
    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You can't describe ten things about my face... :/
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You can't describe ten things about my face... :/
    You have a ..

    1. Fleshly nob called nose
    2. Vertical opening called mouth.
    3. Two vertical patches of hair called eyebrows.
    4. Two round opaque balls with colorful centers called eyes.
    5. Two fleshly lids that covering your eyes at times called eye lids.
    6. In the two eye lids you have hair called eye lashes.
    7. You have thing called forehead
    8. You have thing called chin
    9. You have thing called cheecks
    10.And finally you have thing called smile (hopeflully)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amberlight View Post
    You have a ..

    1. Fleshly nob called nose
    2. Vertical opening called mouth.
    3. Two vertical patches of hair called eyebrows.
    4. Two round opaque balls with colorful centers called eyes.
    5. Two fleshly lids that covering your eyes at times called eye lids.
    6. In the two eye lids you have hair called eye lashes.
    7. You have thing called forehead
    8. You have thing called chin
    9. You have thing called cheecks
    10.And finally you have thing called smile (hopeflully)
    Sorry, you have failed the quest...

    1. True dat.
    2. I would look like an alien if that were true, lol.
    3. That would look almost as bizarre as a vertical mouth...
    4. If you think that almost-black brown is colorful...fine...I guess...
    5. True dat. Not always, but...true dat.
    6. True dat.
    7. True dat.
    8. True dat.
    9. Cheecks?! Sounds like the latest cheese snack...if that's true, I want some.
    10. That's not a facial feature...is it? :/
    Last edited by WineRose; October 8th, 2017 at 04:20 AM.
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

    :P

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    LOLOL

    l = vertical

    __ = horizontal


    amber
    x'D
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Sorry, you have failed the quest...

    1. True dat.
    2. I would look like an alien if that were true, lol.
    3. That would look almost as bizarre as a vertical mouth...
    4. If you think that almost-black brown is colorful...fine...I guess...
    5. True dat. Not always, but...true dat.
    6. True dat.
    7. True dat.
    8. True dat.
    9. Cheecks?! Sounds like the latest cheese snack...if that's true, I want some.
    10. That's not a facial feature...is it? :/
    Well.... with words of someone famous... "close enough"
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    You can't believe it's not butter! (But I hear Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.)

    And I can't believe nobody has said the butter line in this thread before now. Come on people...
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    You can’t taste the rainbow....snickers...
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    You can't taste the sun without dying.
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

    :P

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