Date vs Pie

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Lynx

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At work today this one young guy was spending a lot of time on his phone. Finally I asked him what he was doing that was so important and time consuming. He said, "Looking for single ladies." :rolleyes:

After thinking about that for a moment I said, "Actually I think pies beat single ladies, and I'll tell you why. Last night I went down to Dollar Tree (one of those everything's-a-dollar places) and bought a whole case of cookies & cream pie slices, 32 slices. Now I'm happy. Meanwhile you're still looking."

"Also a whole case of those pie slices cost only $32 plus tax. $32 wouldn't even cover your first date. So for price/benefit alone I think pies come out way ahead." (Also I can stay happy with 32 slices of cookies & cream pie for more than a month.)
 
tourist

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I'm down with apple pie. Homemade.
 
zeroturbulence

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This reminds me of the movie American Pie (but don't see it unless you don't mind dirty hollywood humor).. :rolleyes:
 
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Hmm...note to self...I'm fastly dwindling down towards rock bottom...single ladies are now below pie. LOL.
 
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maxwel

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The ultimate solution, of course, is to find a single lady who comes with her own pie.

Easier said than done.

That's the real reason so many of us are single.
 
IDEAtor

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Perhaps, but what if she owns the dollar place and can get you discounts?
 
Dino246

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... note to self... must speak with s/o regarding the marked absence of pie...
 
Lynx

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IDEAtor said:
Perhaps, but what if she owns the dollar place and can get you discounts?
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If you really need a discount on something that costs a dollar, you're too cheap to go on a date with her anyway. :p
 
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Lynx said:
If you really need a discount on something that costs a dollar, you're too cheap to go on a date with her anyway. :p
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Some ladies don't mind. lol
 
Yeraza_Bats

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I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm :p
 
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Demi777

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Yeraza_Bats said:
I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm : p
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Or u have a pie date lol stop making things complicated
 
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Susanna

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Yeraza_Bats said:
I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm : p
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We're getting the message...pie has now taken our position. :p
 
tourist

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maxwel said:
The ultimate solution, of course, is to find a single lady who comes with her own pie.

Easier said than done.

That's the real reason so many of us are single.
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Or a single lady that knows how to bake pie. That way it's always fresh and scrumptious.
 
seoulsearch

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tourist said:
Or a single lady that knows how to bake pie. That way it's always fresh and scrumptious.
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Fresh and scrumptious?

I couldn't tell if tourist was talking about a pie... or his date (aka, his lovely wife.) :)
 
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Another singles forum thread to talk about food how shocking lol!
 
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Nothing takes the place of a man.

Date
 
Daylilies

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So what I'm understanding is that if I try online dating again, I should be highlighting my pie-making skills? :)
 
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