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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNameMcgee View Post
    Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
    Hey! You stole my pick-up line!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yahweh_is_gracious View Post
    Hey! You stole my pick-up line!
    lol whoops i mustve missed it

    my bad

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    Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.
    Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this very thing, that He which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ"

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    The investment is too costly for the dubious rewards. The investment is greater than the returns, a terrible deal.
    Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this very thing, that He which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ"

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    I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    *Drinks from water bottle, moans intensely*

    Don't worry, it's just water...
    Is that why whales are coming to check on you?if that's water then it must be perrier because spring water isn't that mood changing.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Perhaps I should explain my staring at you, every time I see someone of the opposite gender I look them over for hours to see if they are normal,just a few more hours and I'll let you know if you are normal,it's not because I'm a creep.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You would look prettier with bugs in your hair.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You remind me of a mole!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

    No?

    Good!
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    AWV

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    Can I munch your cake?
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

    No?

    Good!
    You're no good,you're no good,you're no good,you're no goooooood.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I have no lips currently!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I am the professional cutter of cheese!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    If I was green would I be healthy?
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I fooled the warden into believing this is a conjugal visit, but let's just enjoy our date.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

    Galatians 6:14 - But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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    Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

    I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

    Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

    *Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

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    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
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    You are now under my spell. You will do anything I want..


    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

    I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

    Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

    *Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

    P.S: Unlike what I previously said about the Empty Heal Glitch in the "Post a fact" thread, it turns out that I can still access my Start menu, it's just that the options aren't visible and, like you see here, is heavily corrupted...so yeah. :/
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    Just a filthy Asian casual roaming the streets of the Singles and Miscellaneous forums.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

    http://christianchat.com/miscellaneo...ng-myself.html

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