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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNameMcgee View Post
    Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
    Hey! You stole my pick-up line!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yahweh_is_gracious View Post
    Hey! You stole my pick-up line!
    lol whoops i mustve missed it

    my bad

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    Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.

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    The investment is too costly for the dubious rewards. The investment is greater than the returns, a terrible deal.

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    I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    *Drinks from water bottle, moans intensely*

    Don't worry, it's just water...
    Is that why whales are coming to check on you?if that's water then it must be perrier because spring water isn't that mood changing.
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Perhaps I should explain my staring at you, every time I see someone of the opposite gender I look them over for hours to see if they are normal,just a few more hours and I'll let you know if you are normal,it's not because I'm a creep.
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    You would look prettier with bugs in your hair.
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    You remind me of a mole!
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

    No?

    Good!
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    AWV

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    Can I munch your cake?
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

    No?

    Good!
    You're no good,you're no good,you're no good,you're no goooooood.
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    I have no lips currently!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    I am the professional cutter of cheese!
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    If I was green would I be healthy?
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    I fooled the warden into believing this is a conjugal visit, but let's just enjoy our date.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

    Galatians 6:14 - But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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    Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

    I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

    Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

    *Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    You are now under my spell. You will do anything I want..



    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



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    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

    I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

    Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

    *Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

    P.S: Unlike what I previously said about the Empty Heal Glitch in the "Post a fact" thread, it turns out that I can still access my Start menu, it's just that the options aren't visible and, like you see here, is heavily corrupted...so yeah. :/
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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