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    I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
    Neither do my dogs
    Lord

    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

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    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

    lol
    Just why are you your own grandma?(ignores your request to not ask)
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.
    Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night, your ears are big enough to hold up radio stations.
    As far as you pride and joy I’m not going there.
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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
    Neither do my dogs
    Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

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    I have rabies,the flu,and I break out in hives constantly,since I'm being honest with you can I hold your hand!?
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Such heresy! Now I must kill you and your dogs..

    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
    Neither do my dogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/
    I ground people to the litter box for not liking cats!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Your quote in my signature, makes you out to be a big, orange-cat-loving liar..


    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
    Neither do my dogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    I have no interest in being in a relationship with you I just want you to cook me food forever!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

    lol
    If you are your own grandma who is your granddaughter?
    Wanna marry me?
    If so I could answer all the statements you have asked me not to ask.
    When we get rid of the cats we can bring my dogs in.

    You know it makes sense
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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    My last date dumped me, so I burnt down his house..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    Even my cat would vomit you out.

    (Apologies to anyone who's eating while browsing this thread)
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    What's the matter I thought a cemetery would be the perfect place for a date and picnic!?
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I am an Asian who eats rice..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
    ME TOO!!!!
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    Only if we're the unliving dead.. :/

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    What's the matter I thought a cemetery would be the perfect place for a date and picnic!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I am an Asian who eats rice..
    You only get the most classy and (totally) original jokes and content on this site...lol.
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/
    I have a defence lawyer

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    Lord

    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    The construction site next door adds atmosphere to our date don't you think!?
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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