scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Ketchup is my favorite drink.

 

[joefizz]

Noone ever believes me because they don't exist.

 

[joefizz]

I am professionally trained in the art of ridiculous.

 

[joefizz]

My days always end after they are over.

 

[joefizz]

Trees never blink.

 

[Milktalk]

i hav no money- can i hav some please?

 

[joefizz]

Left is right on Tuesdays only.

 

[joefizz]

i hav no money- can i hav some please?

Yes here are some chocolate gold coins.

 

[Milktalk]

haha I like that one- cya later fizzy fizzy joe joe!

Trees never blink.

 

[joefizz]

Milk never talks.

 

[joefizz]

My brain is connected I think.

 

[joefizz]

I can't laugh because I've never tried it.

 

[joefizz]

I never say never,never at all.

 

[joefizz]

If I had a million dollars I would buy a piece of paper.

 

[joefizz]

If I had a name I wouldn't use it.

 

[zeroturbulence]

I like to surprise-tackle my dates without warning

 

[joefizz]

I just blinked twenty eight times.

 

[joefizz]

I can actually fix stupid!

 

[joefizz]

If I wasn't so awesome I would date you.

 

[joefizz]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.