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    Looks like your defense lawyer is taking a cat nap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    I have a defence lawyer

    I regret nothing he had it coming to him I went bam and wham and then threw him in the ocean for not liking cats and being mean to them...what's the matter you look a little troubled???
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I have a biting hand fetish.
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    I have a biting hand fetish.
    I never wash my hands under any circumstances.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I didn't put on deodorant,I'm sweaty,just worked on a car,and then came here for our date with oil on me,what we having for dinner?
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I have 165 other dates to go on let's hurry and eat!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I comb my completely bald head everyday,I have no hobbies,my teeth glow in the dark,and my friends call me the joker!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    I have 165 other dates to go on let's hurry and eat!
    Yeh in your dreams.
    Actually 165 other dates is a nightmare, for them
    Lord

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    I eat meatloaf without shame,my lawn mower is a goat,I chew like a cow,and I wrote down my phone number for you!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillG View Post
    Yeh in your dreams.
    Actually 165 other dates is a nightmare, for them
    I don't dream I don't even sleep I just walk around in dark alleys late at night and howl at the moon.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    My mother makes all my decisions for me so I brought her along,if she doesn't approve of you then I don't approve of you as my date.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    My favorite foods are limburger cheese,onions,garlic bread and I only eat them every day,why are you holding your nose???
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I am actually 5,000 years old and a former pharoah of egypt...What's so funny???
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You remind me of my ex-husband.
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    I am not crazy in the least,all my doctors,psychiatrists,and witch doctors tell me I'm not!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    If you think I am weird it is just because I haven't taken my pills lately.
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    Make the world happy, play the bassoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toinena View Post
    If you think I am weird it is just because I haven't taken my pills lately.
    understandable I have to take mine every few seconds or I go nuts!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I like the color of your gum. (Do you play the trumpet?- I used to have a theory that the trumpet players have better gum because of that the mouthpiece massaged their gum.- That sounded like I lost all chances of being close to being viewed as sane in this forum)
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    I think you might be demon-possessed!
    Brrrr! Humbug!

    Make the world happy, play the bassoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toinena View Post
    I like the color of your gum. (Do you play the trumpet?- I used to have a theory that the trumpet players have better gum because of that the mouthpiece massaged their gum.- That sounded like I lost all chances of being close to being viewed as sane in this forum)
    ok quick detract. You are one of the most sanest people on this site that I know and truly humble and loving.

    Ok back to the thread.

    I have gums, don’t play the trumpet and have no teeth but I do have

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    Lord

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