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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I keep Grandma's corpse in my freezer in the basement..
    Blue, where do you keep Grandpa's corpse? lol
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    I have a laboratory where I keep jars of dead insects,and my dictionary of every word that is the equivalent to dung.
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    In my basement, I have several copies of School Days (The anime), the Emoji Movie, and every single entry in the Top 10 worst Sonic the Hedgehog fanfics list.
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    Sorry i'm late, I've been having the runs..if you know what I mean!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    In my basement, I have several copies of School Days (The anime), the Emoji Movie, and every single entry in the Top 10 worst Sonic the Hedgehog fanfics list.
    I don't have a basement or an attic just an armoury room that is completely not dangerous!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I'm a person- what are you?
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    Let's talk about electromagnetism.

    (true story)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    I'm a person- what are you?
    You're best date ever of course.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntieAnt View Post
    Let's talk about electromagnetism.

    (true story)
    Could you speak dumber please!?
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Can you hide my handgun in your purse? Let's just say I found it.
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    Give me a list of all your exes and we’ll pray over them....
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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    [QUOTE=loverofjesus27;3405760]I was about to
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    THe bubble actually said call cancel
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    Run for your lives a fictional character is attacking!
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I repeat myself,over and over and over...
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    The food could have bacteria allow me to taste it for you to see if it's safe!
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    wil u pay for everything from now on?
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    Of course you can meet my family...

    home planet.jpg
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