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    My pants are on fire......

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    You'll be over the moon on Venus planet due to its high carbon dioxide atmosphere and acidic environment. We'll have a date there!
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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    If I weren't so handsome then you might look beautiful to me.
    So says the man who does not own a mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loverofjesus27 View Post
    My pants are on fire......
    You must be a liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    So says the man who does not own a mirror.
    Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.
    You must slant it away from yourself, then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    You must slant it away from yourself, then.
    I agree to another mirror to multiply the vision!
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Joefizz, you must be blind. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isny View Post
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Joefizz, you must be blind. lol
    blinded by my own brilliance but with some carrots my eyes return to normal!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.
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    Scare off a date with one phrase?

    Me: I have a friend whose name is Joefizz.

    My date: l'm leaving!
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    My hair is above my ears.

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    S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !
    My soul already belongs to the company store.

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    I already bought 10 tshirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    My soul already belongs to the company store.
    https://youtu.be/EkRYuMqw-B0

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !
    Oh drat and here I want all that stuff but I can't sell my soul because I don't have one it's not fair!....(Muhahahahaha lol)
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    My soul already belongs to the company store.
    Not Alice Cooper?????
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isny View Post
    Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.
    I won't,I promise your secret is safe on youtube.
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Be right back. I have to go change my diaper.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

    Galatians 6:14 - But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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