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joefizz

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I brought fifty napkins because I heard you don't eat food properly.
 
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joefizz

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#802
I'm trying to clean this table cloth,go ahead and eat.
 
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loverofjesus27

Guest
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#803
She likes egg whites i basically abort the yoke. :/
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

Senior Member
#804
Dec 28, 2016
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Get out and change my tire, woman!! It's flat. You want equal rights, sister, you got'em!
 
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joefizz

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#805
#805
I found the holy grail but lost it in my basement...
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#806
#806
Wanna play tic tac toe with staples?
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#807
#807
My car isn't running so I flew myself here on a kite.
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#808
#808
If I had one wish it would be to talk continuously forever.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#809
#809
Eat the food and don't worry if it's sanitary,I cooked it on 50° for 3 hours.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#810
#810
Well of course I think to wash my hands I just never can find a sink.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
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Jan 12, 2016
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Usually I just sit there with a hockey mask, and don't say a word.

Other times, when she meets me, and comments how I look just like my profile pic, I say "Atleast one of us does."
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#812
#812
I called you fifty times in one night so are we going steady now?
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#813
#813
I'm not a perfectionist that's just a rumor I'll be ready to go just as soon as I count all the dishes I washed.
 
HeraldtheNews

HeraldtheNews

Well-known member
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Apr 26, 2012
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Comic: "Pearls Before Swine:"
Goat sends rat to say something to get a ladies' attention at a table to see if she is interested in him:
He says to her: "My friend over there is not on any sex-offender lists."
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#815
#815
Me Obsessive Compulsive? now what made you think that I only want to simply know where you are every hour!?
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#817
#817
I have fingers and toes but I don't know what they're for.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#820
#820
I baked the chicken just like you said on the right temperature and on the right pan,do the feathers add to flavor though?
 
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