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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#81
#81
"My thoughts for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#82
#82
"You seem like you'd be fun in couple's therapy"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#83
#83
"I would like to inform you that I have something spontaneous planned for later...*wink*"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#84
#84
"I apologize in advance for you not making the cut when I raise my standards"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#85
#85
"I love you more each day as better options diminish"

P.S. I'm totally plagiarizing these. No ra-gerts, noimsayin'?
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#86
#86
"I've always got time for you when I have nothing more interesting in my life"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#87
#87
"I promise you'll never catch me sexting another woman because it's too hard for me to type on my smartphone"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#88
#88
"I hope you know how much effort I put into pretending that I miss you when you're away"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#89
#89
"It takes zero effort to love you and only a fifth of Vodka to tolerate you"
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#90
#90
"I love you as passionately as my emotion-dulling medications will allow"
 
Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
#92
Sep 17, 2013
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#92
"You know... I don't even regret dropping my standards to date you."
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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#96
Feb 21, 2014
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#96
I eat guys like you for lunch..and dinner..and breakfast..
 
Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
#99
Sep 17, 2013
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#99
"If you see my picture in this week's arrest log don't be alarmed.... it was just a misunderstanding... again..."
 
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