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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Alright if you insist...come down from that wall Pony!,ok your turn.
    They make, Blue Tack Strong don't they now?? hmm, oh no its SUPER MARIO GLUE, looks like I will have to stay here until I fall into a whole? I can just pin my tail in from here, woops I found a whole, plop now I'm down! OUCHHHHHHHHH!
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    I’ll get back to you after i finish listening to the music on the operator’s hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    Also a retinal scan and a buccal swab.
    I've worked as the office manager for an optometrist and did several retinal scans for patients every day, but I'm sure those were more extensive than what you are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renewed_hope View Post
    I've worked as the office manager for an optometrist and did several retinal scans for patients every day, but I'm sure those were more extensive than what you are talking about.
    You can't be too careful when doing a background on someone. I suggest getting dental impressions and hair samples while we're at it.
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    I hope you like the lingerie I bought you to celebrate our first date.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

    Galatians 6:14 - But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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    Your breath smells like train smoke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    I have hair phobia so you must get a full body shave to date me and I'll pay for it myself!
    Ok Honey Bunny,gimmy a kissy Poo be4 I go, cause I'm gunna look so different when I come back, I do hope u will still wuv me like you do now?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mailmandan View Post
    I hope you like the lingerie I bought you to celebrate our first date.
    Hmmmmm, I'm thinking?.............. I suppose, its the thought that counts!


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    Let's watch all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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    Welcome to our 12th mandatory date of the month!
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Welcome to our 12th mandatory date of the month!
    Tomorrow will be even better,on the thirteenth all kinds of exciting things happen,my friend Jason says it's a "killer" day.
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Here’s my journal so you can know all about me before you attempt to talk to me
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    I sleep peacefully every night by taking some laxative.
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    lets get tattoos with our names for our first date
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    I have to go, my husband will be home by now
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    Let's skip dessert, my boyfriend's picking me up soon
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    Can you leave now, I have another date arriving any minute
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisUnfailingLove View Post
    Can you leave now, I have another date arriving any minute
    Ok but you're stepping on my toe so,whoops...
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Ok but you're stepping on my toe so,whoops...
    Touche, that' very funny my friend!
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    Can you drop me off early, I am performing an exorcism tonight at a friends house
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