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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleMermaid View Post
    I have a Chucky doll at home.

    I heard that one once...
    I used to have one but lost it tried buying another one at the mall but they were sold out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by becc View Post
    Would you like to hear me fart
    I'll play along with my drum.
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    I'll play along with my drum.

    I will activate my chainsaw laugh
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    I will activate my chainsaw laugh
    We could make music.... i'll bring my blender!
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    All women must submit to men!!!!
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    Wanna be one of my wives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Didymous View Post
    All women must submit to men!!!!
    Is that a new magazine?
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    Can I date your mom??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    Can I date your mom??
    Sure she's waiting at the cemetery.
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    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Didymous View Post
    Wanna be one of my wives?
    I really can't I'm already a husband to plenty of women I've never met!
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    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by becc View Post
    We could make music.... i'll bring my blender!
    Sounds great I'll bring a brick for blending.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    I really can't I'm already a husband to plenty of women I've never met!
    So, are you saying you send women money whom you don’t know? How do I get in on this dealio? I need some dough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    I really can't I'm already a husband to plenty of women I've never met!
    You must be a very unsatisfactory husband, indeed. Husband means to “take care of”, only women are not flowers in a garden, where you can have many of different varieties. God made women to be very fine creatures, needing the entire devotion, love, affection, time, conversation, and consideration of one man. You are spread too thin and you are not doing well by your wives. I am sure they are supremely unsatisfied with your husbandry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Didymous View Post
    All women must submit to men!!!!
    There is no difference between Jew or Gentile,bond or free,or male or female,in the Lord.

    A male and female are equal in the kingdom of God,and only one man to lead the Church service,and the husband is to lead the family in the ways of God,and not his own agenda,unlike the world where the man wants to control,and boss,in the wrong manner.

    Jesus is the greatest of all but became a servant to all both male and female,so why would people think that a man is so great that the woman has to submit to him that claim Christianity,and go to Church.

    If a man and a woman that go to Church together and they meet at the store he has no authority over her,and if they see each other at Church he has no authority over her.

    All men do not have the authority over all women,but in the Church the man takes the lead where both male and female shut up and let him speak,and then he turns the service over to the saints,and they can all add to it both male and female.

    In the home the man leads in the ways of God,as Christ leads us in the ways of God,not the man is greater.

    The women submitting to the husband would be for non argument sake,so there is not fighting over control,but she has to listen to God first,and if he is not doing right by the will of God she is a saint that can tell him to act in accordance to God's ways,but not let it get out of hand but let off he if gets all huffy and puffy and tries to blow the house down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattforJesus View Post
    There is no difference between Jew or Gentile,bond or free,or male or female,in the Lord.

    A male and female are equal in the kingdom of God,and only one man to lead the Church service,and the husband is to lead the family in the ways of God,and not his own agenda,unlike the world where the man wants to control,and boss,in the wrong manner.

    Jesus is the greatest of all but became a servant to all both male and female,so why would people think that a man is so great that the woman has to submit to him that claim Christianity,and go to Church.

    If a man and a woman that go to Church together and they meet at the store he has no authority over her,and if they see each other at Church he has no authority over her.

    All men do not have the authority over all women,but in the Church the man takes the lead where both male and female shut up and let him speak,and then he turns the service over to the saints,and they can all add to it both male and female.

    In the home the man leads in the ways of God,as Christ leads us in the ways of God,not the man is greater.

    The women submitting to the husband would be for non argument sake,so there is not fighting over control,but she has to listen to God first,and if he is not doing right by the will of God she is a saint that can tell him to act in accordance to God's ways,but not let it get out of hand but let off he if gets all huffy and puffy and tries to blow the house down.
    OK................
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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    So, are you saying you send women money whom you don’t know? How do I get in on this dealio? I need some dough.
    Call your local bakery for information.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MattforJesus View Post
    There is no difference between Jew or Gentile,bond or free,or male or female,in the Lord.

    A male and female are equal in the kingdom of God,and only one man to lead the Church service,and the husband is to lead the family in the ways of God,and not his own agenda,unlike the world where the man wants to control,and boss,in the wrong manner.

    Jesus is the greatest of all but became a servant to all both male and female,so why would people think that a man is so great that the woman has to submit to him that claim Christianity,and go to Church.

    If a man and a woman that go to Church together and they meet at the store he has no authority over her,and if they see each other at Church he has no authority over her.

    All men do not have the authority over all women,but in the Church the man takes the lead where both male and female shut up and let him speak,and then he turns the service over to the saints,and they can all add to it both male and female.

    In the home the man leads in the ways of God,as Christ leads us in the ways of God,not the man is greater.

    The women submitting to the husband would be for non argument sake,so there is not fighting over control,but she has to listen to God first,and if he is not doing right by the will of God she is a saint that can tell him to act in accordance to God's ways,but not let it get out of hand but let off he if gets all huffy and puffy and tries to blow the house down.
    (you are good at this assuming of course that you realize where you are posting lol)
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Call your local bakery for information.
    Nah, I need cash- not doughnuts. Thanks for the recommendation, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    You must be a very unsatisfactory husband, indeed. Husband means to “take care of”, only women are not flowers in a garden, where you can have many of different varieties. God made women to be very fine creatures, needing the entire devotion, love, affection, time, conversation, and consideration of one man. You are spread too thin and you are not doing well by your wives. I am sure they are supremely unsatisfied with your husbandry.
    Considering they don't exist I suppose they are pretty steamed at me!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Vie_En_Rose View Post
    Nah, I need cash- not doughnuts. Thanks for the recommendation, though.
    You mean you wouldn't be willing to accept "both"?(hahaha hahaha)
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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