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    Cool scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

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    I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



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    I breed komodo dragons!
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    I broke up with your brother because he has cooties, that's not hereditary is it?
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
    no I’m not, you only thought you did. And your orange kitties dug me out.
    Im back
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    I have 32 sharp teeth!
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

    I know you like me because you stare at me!
    Because I can’t believe your so ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
    Wine rose always is good at this making things a tough competition lol!
    ok my phrase is...
    I am a vegetarian that only eats meat,I have a gas can but no car,and my home is a landfill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
    I am a dumpster, have not $$ And am garbage.
    Wanna get married?
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    Mind if I bring my grandma along?
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    I believe in fairies but they don't believe in me,my last date was a witch doctor,and my mother chooses out all my clothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
    At least I’m in your dreams.

    Wanna get married then I can be next to you when you have your nightmares and beat me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Mind if I bring my grandma along?
    Why not I’m a Mormon
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    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
    My voices are drowning out your voices I can’t hear you
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
    my imaginay friend wants me to give you a hug so hug you I shall!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    If you turn your earphones upside down to prevent them from falling, wouldn't the music also be upside down? :/
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    My top 3 favorite quotes on this site:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ugly View Post
    From teen surfing to Hitler. Quite a leap. And you want her son to be a vibrant, joyful woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    I think we should rename the BDF to the "If you disagree with me you are not only unsaved but you are siding with people trying to blow up the world" - forum
    Quote Originally Posted by EarnestQ View Post
    I hate it when some 15 year old girl trolls my very serious important thread. lol


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