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    Cool scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

    I know you like me because you stare at me!
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    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
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    I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    I breed komodo dragons!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I broke up with your brother because he has cooties, that's not hereditary is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
    no I’m not, you only thought you did. And your orange kitties dug me out.
    Im back
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    I have 32 sharp teeth!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

    I know you like me because you stare at me!
    Because I can’t believe your so ugly

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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
    Wine rose always is good at this making things a tough competition lol!
    ok my phrase is...
    I am a vegetarian that only eats meat,I have a gas can but no car,and my home is a landfill.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
    I am a dumpster, have not $$ And am garbage.
    Wanna get married?
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    Mind if I bring my grandma along?
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    I believe in fairies but they don't believe in me,my last date was a witch doctor,and my mother chooses out all my clothing.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
    At least I’m in your dreams.

    Wanna get married then I can be next to you when you have your nightmares and beat me up.
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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Mind if I bring my grandma along?
    Why not I’m a Mormon
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    Default Re: scare a date off with 1 phrase!

    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Go to my profile Blog tab to read my testimonies.






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    my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
    My voices are drowning out your voices I can’t hear you
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    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.
    my imaginay friend wants me to give you a hug so hug you I shall!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    If you turn your earphones upside down to prevent them from falling, wouldn't the music also be upside down? :/
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    Just a filthy Asian casual roaming the streets of the Singles and Miscellaneous forums.

    Roses are red,
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    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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