Where will you be on Black Friday? (the shopping day from hell) POLL

[zeroturbulence]

Where will you be on Black Friday? (the shopping day from hell)

W8z 4 D POLL..

(I think that's what she's really saying! )

 

[Lynx]

I am going to be in east TN visiting my momma. On Friday we will probably stay home all day and eat turkey leftover sandwiches.

 

[maxwel]

On Black Friday I usually end up, eventually, at church.

I have to repent for beating up some little old lady for getting her hands on the WRONG TOASTER!




"Put the toaster DOWN granny! Don't make me do this!"

 

[cinder]

Also visiting family, and I will be bringing a book and some games and no we're not going out for sales that start at 4 AM or 12 AM or 4 PM the day before, not worth it (and most of us are so cheap and backward that the stuff we want won't be on sale anyway)

 

[maxwel]

Just a little satire; I don't really beat up old ladies on Black Friday.


If you're careful, a little judo will hardly hurt them at all.

 

[Hellooo]

working from my parents house or a Starbucks depending on the Wi-Fi situation. don't feel like driving through shopping traffic.

 

[laughingheart]

Being in Canada it isn't really a thing. Oh some of the stores try to pretend like we have it but the ads are like "Black Friday blow out. Get your xylophones 10% off! Buy 6 turnip twaddlers and get the 7th for %30 off. Hurry in as stock is limited."

 

[seoulsearch]

On Black Friday I usually end up, eventually, at church.

I have to repent for beating up some little old lady for getting her hands on the WRONG TOASTER!




"Put the toaster DOWN granny! Don't make me do this!"

Well with Maxwel obviously out there on the prowl...

I'm thinking I'm going to be spending my Black Friday defending little old ladies. ("Oh yeah? TOAST THIS, Sonny Boy!!!")

After all, SOMEONE is going to have to protect them from the one-eyed home appliance ninja...

 

[Susanna]

Being in Canada it isn't really a thing. Oh some of the stores try to pretend like we have it but the ads are like "Black Friday blow out. Get your xylophones 10% off! Buy 6 turnip twaddlers and get the 7th for %30 off. Hurry in as stock is limited."

I'm heading for Canada as we speak if turnip twaddlers are nearly out of stock.

 

[Willie-T]

Just a little satire; I don't really beat up old ladies on Black Friday.


If you're careful, a little judo will hardly hurt them at all.

Then, what days do you choose to beat them up?

 

[maxwel]

Well with Maxwel obviously out there on the prowl...

I'm thinking I'm going to be spending my Black Friday defending little old ladies. ("Oh yeah? TOAST THIS, Sonny Boy!!!")

After all, SOMEONE is going to have to protect them from the one-eyed home appliance ninja...

Protect them?

Let me ask you a question; have you ever seen an appliance ninja?
No?
Exactly.

 

[maxwel]

Then, what days do you choose to beat them up?

He's very clever.


That's why the one-eyed appliance ninjas all keep an eye on him.

 

[seoulsearch]

Protect them?

Let me ask you a question; have you ever seen an appliance ninja?
No?
Exactly.

I was actually going to use another term (think Seinfeld, except, "NO APPLIANCE FOR YOU!"), but thought that might be offend somoene, so...

And besides.

Everyone knows that appliance ninjas are always hiding behind the refrigerators.

They're always stealing someone's sammiches.

 

[Zi]

At home. Eating. Browsing CC.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I'm laying in supplies on Tuesday to hold us over and I ain't leaving the house until the Monday after Thanksgiving. No way on Earth am I going to deal with throngs of Walmartians clumping and bumping around to buy cheap junk for their holiday shopping.

 

[preacher4truth]

I'm heading for Canada as we speak if turnip twaddlers are nearly out of stock.

You must've just fallen off the turnip truck.

 

[NotmebutHim]

Eating leftovers while listening to Steely Dan?

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I'm heading for Canada as we speak if turnip twaddlers are nearly out of stock.

I don't know what a turnip twaddler is, but I probably ought to have one. Pick me up one while your there and I'll pay you the money when you get back.

 

[OneFaith]

Shopping online, no matter where I am. I’m poor and need to save money if I hope to get my family Christmas presents. Already have it mapped out, just waiting for the time.

 

[red_red_wine]

I will in my bed sleeping...I don't care for all that stuff..