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    >Put about three fiddy in the bank,
    >get cryogenically frozen
    >wait 1000 years
    > wake up, profit from interest

    As a bonus, Ill be living history so the fame will be awesome too.
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    Molly dear, and did you hear what all the neighbours say.
    About those hundred sovereigns you have safely stowed away.
    They say that's why I love you. Ah but Molly, that's a shame,
    If you had only ninety-nine I'd love you just the same.
    “If sinners be damned, at least let them leap to Hell over our dead bodies. And if they perish, let them perish with our arms wrapped about their knees, imploring them to stay. If Hell must be filled, let it be filled in the teeth of our exertions, and let not one go unwarned and unprayed for.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinuviel View Post
    Molly dear, and did you hear what all the neighbours say.
    About those hundred sovereigns you have safely stowed away.
    They say that's why I love you. Ah but Molly, that's a shame,
    If you had only ninety-nine I'd love you just the same.
    I love it!
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    I don't need to get rich to attract that faithful Christian spouse I've been dreaming of because I will seduce her with my awkwardness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroturbulence View Post
    I love it!
    It's from a song. I laughed SO hard the first time I heard it .

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    “If sinners be damned, at least let them leap to Hell over our dead bodies. And if they perish, let them perish with our arms wrapped about their knees, imploring them to stay. If Hell must be filled, let it be filled in the teeth of our exertions, and let not one go unwarned and unprayed for.”
    ~Charles Spurgeon

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    I was thinking about selling blood, and maybe a couple of my organs to China.

    I can use the money to import a woman through a foreign affair.
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    I need to invent a tire that goes flat all the way around, not just on the bottom.

    #instantfameandfortune
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I was thinking about selling blood, and maybe a couple of my organs to China.

    I can use the money to import a woman through a foreign affair.
    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    I need to invent a tire that goes flat all the way around, not just on the bottom.

    #instantfameandfortune
    You guys are a trip!! You both just made me crack up so bad. LOL!!!

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    I've trained animals in the past. But this time I'm gonna get rich training pets to do all the housekeeping and grocery shopping to save their owners time and energy. Or if their owners are just plain lazy slobs.

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntieAnt View Post
    I've trained animals in the past. But this time I'm gonna get rich training pets to do all the housekeeping and grocery shopping to save their owners time and energy. Or if their owners are just plain lazy slobs.

    trained pets.jpg
    Hmmm, well I know whose cooking I am NOT eating.
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    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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    If my first plan didn't work, I will marry a 95 year old without kids to share the estate with when he dies. I will do it in a meek, loving way, so that nobody expect me doing it for the money, of course. Then, when he dies, I will be a grieving, tenderhearted widdow with loads of money. Possibly with fuxed boobs, lips, butts and everything you could buy for money.

    So. Guys 95+: I am single and ready for you.
    Guys 50-: come back after two years and you will get the wealthy, attractive, slightly greedy woman you have dreamt of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinuviel View Post
    It's from a song. I laughed SO hard the first time I heard it .

    Oh I thought you wrote it....don't love it as much now..
    My dad was the greatest dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you, Dad..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    I was thinking about selling blood, and maybe a couple of my organs to China.
    I'm pretty sure your kidneys will sell for at least 50 yen a piece.

    After all, who DOESN'T want to buy some strapping white guy's kidney?
    If it feels like you can't feel anything, are you still feeling something?


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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroturbulence View Post
    Oh I thought you wrote it....don't love it as much now..
    I am flattered--but no, I only write prose, and I merely forgot to put in the accreditation until after the five minute editing process.
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    ~Charles Spurgeon

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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    Hmmm, well I know whose cooking I am NOT eating.
    Mr. Sebastian Katz is highly offended at your complete lack of confidence in his award-winning chef skills and says he shall not be delivering any of his kittycat specialty pizzas to your door henceforth.

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    I've already found that person, despite that we are no longer speaking. So let's focus on how to get rich. Quickly and easily are important factors.
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    Cause I've idolized my words
    It's all my fault
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