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DABEARS85

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Yo yo yo check 1 2 check 1 2 3

This is the Christian Singles forum rap. I am white and this rap is crap (aka best thing ever made). Don't have sex before marriage, unless you are that Chris79 chap, then it's a wrap. Wrap as in, wrap it up, or you'll get aids, and maybe the parent trap! Or a mouse trap, seoulsearch's 36 year old recap. She likes to post a lot, it's like yap yap yap! I have a feeling in my future is a nice hard slap. Oh snap son. Guys from the UK 17-21 are fun! So are asian girls, they glimmer like the rising sun. No intended pun, although I got a rhyme for each one! I really want a hamburger, with cheese and ketchup on the bun. Sometimes people think I'm ____________ because my lines are in it for the long run. My real name is chris, like kris kross, or hot cross bun. I used to be in the navy, and they gave me a gun, but wars are cold, even if the US won! US -1 Soviet - none. :D

See, Beauty is Heaven Sent, but What Matters Most, is the Effects of Pornography on Christian Marriages is gross! The best answer is... How Do You Say.... adios? Which one came close..... the Chicken or the Egg? I say Sharp?? was the chicken, because sweet_eyes hasn't seen him write a single post! Anyway, I'm done, I'm through with these grandiose boasts. No more ego for ChristianGuru or Dabears, they are so egotistical it's engross! The most annoying thing about my relationships is that I had an unbeliever and analyze that marriage never comes close. It's like an evil joke, it's so morose!

Ok I'm outta here. Gonna take a lethal dose of a needle in a haystack and end this really stupid post. I was bored, but now I'm as dead as a ghost :p
 

ashlaa

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haha this was great!
 

seoulsearch

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I'm sensing Eminem is up for some serious competition...
 

jangel

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break it dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn----------------------------yo! yo yo yo Lol:D:cool:
 
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greatkraw

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#5
rapping is from the devil

you only find classical music in the bible
 
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IrisHouse

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#6
Nothing wrong with rap :) this didn't have cuss words in it so be nice :) cussing rap is bad but censored rap is ok XD bravo OP good wording :3
 
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royalty86

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i just have 1 word for this....epic. :)
 
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Theron

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hey ay yo wasup black brotha in this buisness
couldnt help but join in i love it music is my witness
workin out my faith thats that spiritual fitness
neva disrespect yah but ill bless yah in an instant
unlimited like physics
serious like crime cases
peters acts and matthews
look it up see thats my bible bases
no more changes faces batman (God)
he has checked me up
breakin me down now im embarrassed so he can blow me up
when i leave this earth praise in heaven he gone throw me up
and catch me in his arms
abbah father always show me love
i love bein me cant be a carbon copy
im headed for my blessings leavin anyone who try to stop me
no sittin in the lobby im all the way thru the building
spreadin good news gods grace and his healing
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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hey ay yo wasup black brotha in this buisness
couldnt help but join in i love it music is my witness
workin out my faith thats that spiritual fitness
neva disrespect yah but ill bless yah in an instant
unlimited like physics
serious like crime cases
peters acts and matthews
look it up see thats my bible bases
no more changes faces batman (God)
he has checked me up
breakin me down now im embarrassed so he can blow me up
when i leave this earth praise in heaven he gone throw me up
and catch me in his arms
abbah father always show me love
i love bein me cant be a carbon copy
im headed for my blessings leavin anyone who try to stop me
no sittin in the lobby im all the way thru the building
spreadin good news gods grace and his healing

i like.........
 

seoulsearch

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rapping is from the devil

you only find classical music in the bible
If rapping is from the devil... I guess no one ever told the Christian music artist Toby Mac... seeing as he raps in pretty much all his songs and has very positive, uplifting lyrics.

Sure am wondering if someone will soon tell the poor guy that all his songs are from the devil!!!
 
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DABEARS85

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#11
hahaha this was my stupid post of the month, but I'm glad you all liked it! Theron maybe I will add to it haha, we'll see!
 
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ChristianGuru

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Cannot believe this thread. Love it!
 

seoulsearch

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hahaha this was my stupid post of the month, but I'm glad you all liked it! Theron maybe I will add to it haha, we'll see!
I definitely think you and Theron should form some kind of collaboration... look out, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre! :D
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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hahaha this was my stupid post of the month, but I'm glad you all liked it! Theron maybe I will add to it haha, we'll see!

Are You Sure This Was Your Only Stupid Post Of The Month????? :D
 

zeroturbulence

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I rap like crap and that aint no flap cause my mind's a trap when I try to rap so screw it!

p34ce 0ut! XD
 
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DABEARS85

Guest
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hey ay yo wasup black brotha in this buisness
couldnt help but join in i love it music is my witness
workin out my faith thats that spiritual fitness
neva disrespect yah but ill bless yah in an instant
unlimited like physics
serious like crime cases
peters acts and matthews
look it up see thats my bible bases
no more changes faces batman (God)
he has checked me up
breakin me down now im embarrassed so he can blow me up
when i leave this earth praise in heaven he gone throw me up
and catch me in his arms
abbah father always show me love
i love bein me cant be a carbon copy
im headed for my blessings leavin anyone who try to stop me
no sittin in the lobby im all the way thru the building
spreadin good news gods grace and his healing
Ok, I'll add to this Theron :) Hope ya like it haha

black brotha and white brother it's like one in the same
it's like better christian versions of Eminem and The Game
see, I proclaim God is my witness like spiritual blissness
underlining my spirit is Chris-tness with biblical fitness
so I keep fit with scripture versus with spiritual list-ness in unequaled equivalence
leaving no room for ambivalence in my unequaled vigilance
To makes common sense of this, I just admit God, hence, exists
It's a far better option than choose hell and some dark abyss
See, Dante's Inferno slows me down like andante, and in turn, no
I don't want to meet the devil with a camera, saying "Smile, Hello!"
I'd be whining and cheesing like I'm Red Bordeaux
Anyway, hope this rap was good, although I'm definitely no pro
Even if you're like "OHHHH Dabears you're the master of the flow!"
Saying "MAAAAN son you're from Chicago? You're like Air Jordan bro!"
I'm like "AAAAAND One, cuz I put on a better show!"
Anyway, I'm done with this space jam, peace out yo :D
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#17
jajaja!!!

Y'all are awesome.
 
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Theron

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Ok, I'll add to this Theron :) Hope ya like it haha

black brotha and white brother it's like one in the same
it's like better christian versions of Eminem and The Game
see, I proclaim God is my witness like spiritual blissness
underlining my spirit is Chris-tness with biblical fitness
so I keep fit with scripture versus with spiritual list-ness in unequaled equivalence
leaving no room for ambivalence in my unequaled vigilance
To makes common sense of this, I just admit God, hence, exists
It's a far better option than choose hell and some dark abyss
See, Dante's Inferno slows me down like andante, and in turn, no
I don't want to meet the devil with a camera, saying "Smile, Hello!"
I'd be whining and cheesing like I'm Red Bordeaux
Anyway, hope this rap was good, although I'm definitely no pro
Even if you're like "OHHHH Dabears you're the master of the flow!"
Saying "MAAAAN son you're from Chicago? You're like Air Jordan bro!"
I'm like "AAAAAND One, cuz I put on a better show!"
Anyway, I'm done with this space jam, peace out yo :D



aww snap dere it is but homie im from da lou (st.louis MO)
thats the show me state perfect for a christian bro
cuz i promise i could say jesus in my raps ay more
but hey i figured MY LIFE WILL SPEAK FOR ME WAY MORE
ima like a tailor i pay close attention
but God fixes me up im true to that as his witness
i loved that word play ima do a bit of my own
got a beat on in the background im goin in
no wayne though

i Think or i Thought That i Thank god daily
Toughtful he is To me Though i am lazy
Think Twice is what he says There Thats The message
wordplay is crazy no Text Talk Through The Thread
jus living vibrantly of of his daily bread
AMEN Alll day i do this Amen Amen
so be it is the lamen
eat his word like ramen (noodles)

i Carry Crosses on my back Crackin
Cases of Cold sin
Changin my identity Crossin oer once again
Conceived by my mom tha lord Conceinved twice
Came into the world Cautiously he gave life
Careful wih my life Carryin such sweet memories
C i C that u C what im C in no deliveries
C words oops i gotta problem Can you pardon??
i have to ask people that when i praise and go retarded
inspired by you but honestly im color blind
i couldnt care less what you are youre my bro in christ
no such thing as white and black we all god's right?
 
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periksandeep

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thats some serious rap right there lol good one
 

Sharp

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May 5, 2009
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Yo i'm late on da scene but i'm lean and i'm mean
my rhymes are so smooth and so fresh and so clean
like a Christian, no swearing or sex or TV
that's just how we is when we get saved for free
its saturday night and the best i can do
is spit this smooth rap on this website for you
coz this is CC and we all about rap
and my name is Sharp and I'm a nice chap
so move out the way y'all i'm busting a rhyme
i'm gonna keep rapping till its rapture time
pretrib or posttrib whatever you feel
we're tithing and fasting and keeping it real
i don't speak in tongues but i do speak in rap
i'm rapping so hard so i might take a nap
to all of you who are unequally yoked
you better get real coz your life is a joke
and all of you girls who are looking for guys
if you put on makeup all over your eyes
you'll find that the guys do not like what they see
and please don't post pictures of cleavage or knees
to all of you guys who are looking for chicks
if you aint no leader then you will not fix
the whole in your life that you seem to have found
so study your bible and put on some pounds
to all of you singles i say this to you
read Malachi chapter 1 verse number 2